So I was watching an episode of The Monkees last night and it revolved around the band meeting a hot girl at the laundry mat and all falling in love with her.  I saw her and was like, oh, she’s pretty.  Then she stood up and I was like, wow, she’s… we’ll say I will say she looked pretty.  Then I was like, hey, she looks familiar.  So I looked it up and it was non other than Julie Newmar.  Now, I remember thinking Catwoman was pretty as a kid watching old episodes of Batman but I didn’t remember Catwoman looking quite like that. Maybe tight white is a better look than sparkly black?  Who knew.  I of course immediately messaged my friend @lunoboom to let her know because she’s into old ladies.  And I had to tell someone.  I guess I should have kept watching Batman?  I just kind of thought it was lame even as a kid.  I knew it was too silly to be the Batman I wanted.  Anyway, it isn’t like this is news to most people but it turns out Julie Newmar was smoking hot.  So today I want to fuck Julie Newmar.

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