So Google does this creepy but amazingly accurate thing on my phone where randomly it will just be like, “Hey, you should read this news article”.  And I am always torn by conflicting emotions.  Cause on one hand it’s like, “Hey, you’re right, I do want to read that,” and, “Back off creep”. I got one of those late last night about Holly Willoughby reviewing sex toys and I will be honest, I felt like Google was judging me a little.  It was about how some people felt the whole thing was a bit too dirty for morning television, which struck me as odd because no matter what I have seen Holly Willoughby do on screen, it has always somehow come across as wholesome. So I went and watched the clip and didn’t get the controversy until I remembered that oh yeah, it’s morning television and morning television is watched by old people.  So the entire presence of sex toys and talking about them even existing was no doubt the controversy.  At least I assume.  I am not an expert on England, just on being attracted to English women.  But I assume like here in the states Morning “news” programs are for old people and no one else and given what I know about England I assume everyone was drinking tea and eating crumpets and monocles were popping out left and right during the segment along with some gasps of “Dear Heavens!”  Also something about Fish and Chips and calling elevators lifts.  Anyway, that happened last night then this morning someone posted a lot of pictures of Holly Willoughby on said show, This Morning, and it was like oh yeah, man she’s pretty.  And Google knows I think so.  And Google, I still feel like you are judging me.  I could hear the unspoken, “perv” at the end of the, “You might be interested in this”.  Whatever.  I am mostly fine with that.  Because hey, any excuse to see Holly Willoughby I guess.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.