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Once upon a time Holly Willoughby did an ad for Diet Coke and I made a joke that my rule was anytime she did an ad for Diet Coke I had to post her. Good joke. Everyone laughed. I was alone so that’s just me but it was a real crowd pleaser on this end of the computer. Since then I have proceeded to post Holly Willoughby every time she’s done a Diet Coke ad. More came out yesterday. To further run up the score she was also at the Pride of Britain awards last night and looked fantastic. So she was going to get posted either way. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I am aware that I just posted Christine McConnell the other day but here’s the thing, it’s probably the last time for a while cause I am out of show and you shouldn’t have a problem with it because what kind of person really gives a fuck about what other people post? Also because she’s awesome. I know a very small portion of tumblr agrees because more people reached out to me about her post than anyone else recently. Also because you don’t have to go very far back in her tag to see article links about her being an influencer or whatever and well, there isn’t a lot there. It is interesting, there seems to be nothing she can’t do. Now, I know she got famous on the internet and we should always be aware instagram is a lie. And that is true in general but this isn’t her taking pictures to show off how great her life is. She is creating things. That’s important. Putting things into the world to add value. And I don’t think we have to worry with someone like her where sometimes when the instagram famous person is put out into the world it makes people feel bad. They look at their lives and it pales in comparison. That’s when you need to point out it’s all bullshit and that person’s life isn’t what it looks like in tiny pictures. This is different because Christine McConnell isn’t famous for her amazing vacations and pictures of tea blossoms. It’s because she makes stuff and the one thing I have heard from the few people who watched her show is how inspired they feel. Look, I could go on about how she’s probably bad at stuff. There are literally no pictures of her anywhere slam dunking a basketball. Not even one of her doing a layup. She might be terrible at those things. But that’s not the point. The point is that she can make a cake look like a house and I could never do that. But that’s the great tradition she’s following in from all the way back to Julie Childes. You aren’t supposed to make a cake that looks like a house. I mean if you can, knock yourself out. You are supposed to see that it can be done and have your creativity sparked. Be reminded you can do things. You can do creative things. Will it be a cake that looks like something else? Maybe not. But it will be something. And that’s what I find engaging. When she makes cookie bones it’s like, oh, hey, I could do that. And more importantly other ideas form in my mind. Ideas to decorate a table for Halloween or whatever. And others have shared a similar sentiment with me. That’s exciting and why I am posting her again. I am not going to go around making my own cinch waist dresses or anything but even if I don’t realize it something I cook this week will likely be influenced by it. I guess I really like the feeling of being inspired. Also, she has so many great pictures. They’re just awesome. So I have to get more of them out there. Today I want to fuck Christine McConnell.

There is this show on Netflix called the Curious Creations of Chrstine McConnell that is about the weirdest thing imaginable in the most wonderful way. I am pretty sure it’s going to be a much talked about thing here. Maybe it already is. All week Netflix has been playing the trailer when I login and often it would play and I wasn’t paying a lot of attention. Finally, after finishing The Haunting of Hill House it played and I looked and said, “What the fuck is this?” I have seen it described as a Goth Martha Stewart but that’s not really accurate. I mean, part of it is. It’s not very Goth and even if it was it wouldn’t really tell you how unique this stuff is. Now, I am not going to claim this show is life changing. It probably isn’t. Not for most people at least. I guess someone might be inspired to make a creature of the Black Lagoon cake that changes their life but for most of us it’s just a pleasantly weird thing to watch. So the Martha Stewart thing is right but other than that it’s more like something with a Horror Host. Except tonally not quite, it feels almost like a kids show in tone except it’s not for kids. I guess it’s what if Pee Wee’s Playhouse had been a parody of Martha Stewart instead of children’s shows and Pee Wee’s biggest influence was the Nightmare Before Christmas. That sorta gets it. Anyway, it’s delightful and fascinating and at the core, past the puppets and sort of storyline is Christine McConnell. Who I hadn’t heard of but wow is she cool as fuck. A deep dive into her on the internet shows you someone who makes her own clothes, makes costumes, takes strange horror themed photographs, and makes amazing cakes. And other arts and crafts. She is just a remarkable font of strange creativity and I love it. So I am posting her because it’s just really cool and I love her pictures. Today I want to fuck Christine McConnell.

Here is Fearne Cotton cause of blonde Britishness probably. Or more accurately and less dismissively because I don’t post her very often and don’t think about her very often but every now and then when I do I am like, oh yeah, she’s really pretty hot. It’s in a certain way. She has a vibe about her that makes her unique. I don’t know how to articulate it beyond that other than she just feels a little different. I am also old enough and from far enough away that Top of the Pops holds this weird mythic musical status of a big deal thing that we don’t know that much about really. And so that give her cool. At least with me. It was also easy to find pictures of her I liked, which is a bonus as well. Today I want to fuck Fearne Cotton.

There was a celebration for the 30th anniversary of This Morning and of course Holly Willoughby was there so I am posting her. Because I am quite the fan of blonde British women. She looked good. I like her. That simple. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Here is Fearne Cotton for no reason other than I like blonde British girls. It’s an easily verifiable fact on this blog. I don’t really have anything other than that. I mean, I just saw some old photoshoot of hers, maybe that’s it? She’s just been on my mind so I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Fearne Cotton.

Welp, it’s like I’ve always said, if there are picture of Holly Willoughby for Diet Coke I am going to post her. Now, I know that sounds like a joke but the truth is last time she did a photoshoot for Diet Coke I posted Holly Willoughby, so it’s starting to seem true. Now this is not some strange proclamation, I am not about to start a Girls with Diet Coke blog or anything. I mean, I am pretty sure it’s just that I like nice pictures of Holly Willoughby and thus far the good people at Coke have been providing them. At least I hope that’s the case. I am not kink shaming the Diet Coke fetishists out there it’s more that I doubt there are Diet Coke fetishists out there. So it seems like a lonely road to travel. I mean, the internet has pretty much everything someone could want for their perverse desire but i bet there isn’t a website dedicated to this so I am glad it’s not a thing for me. Again, I hope, there is lots of stuff I thought I wasn’t into only to discover I was later. Better to not think about it for now I guess. My point is Holly Willoughby is pretty and I don’t know that these pictures make me want to buy Diet Coke but they have made me mention it more times in this post than it has shown up in the entire blog’s history. So that’s solid branding I suppose. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Hey guys, here is Holly Willoughby because today is my dear friend Katherine’s birthday, which is a pretty important day because she is important to me. You might not know why I would post Holly Willoughby for my friends birthday but it’s because I always think of my friend Katherine when I think of Holly Willoughby. They are both form England and blonde, which makes them almost exactly the same person anyway as I assume, their main hobbies involve drinking tea and talking about naval power. But on top of that I would not even know who Holly Willoughby was if not for Katherine, so you guys should all be a little thankful for her. Anyway, you will notice, or at least you will now that I explicitly explained it, that Holly is wearing polka dots in all the pictures and that’s because my friend not only likes Holly, she loves polka dots. So here they are, Holly is even eating something that is clearly not a cake but hey, close enough that we can pretend it’s a birthday cake. This is where I would tell you guys to wish Katherine a happy birthday but she is one of the few people who knows this blog exists but is not on tumblr. So according to recently learned stereotypes I believe you are just supposed to shout in the direction of the local Greggs Happy Birthday and she’ll hear you? I am terrible at understanding whatever bigotries you Brits have. Anyway, Holly Willoughby is beautiful and does look good in polka dots and hey, I never mind an excuse to post her.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Holly Willoughby was at a thing last night and that’s good enough for me. I think she’s pretty, I really like her smile, and I thought she looked lovely. I guess her show won again but I have no strong opinions on that as I don’t watch British Morning Shows on account of me not living there and they start in the middle of the night here, so even if I was inclined it would feel strange to me. But I do like Holly a lot. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

So I guess I am posting Rachel Riley today.  It’s weird, that’s twice in a couple of weeks and like… I don’t think for a year before that?  That happens sometimes.  In this case it’s just a matter of her showing up at events and looking really good.  I mean, she wore a shiny dress to a Gala last night so by law I am required to post her.  She looked really good in it.  I saw a British person say she looked really smart.  I agree.  I know she’s good at math.  She looks really good at math in that dress!  Today I want to fuck Rachel Riley.