Hey guys, here is Holly Willoughby because today is my dear friend Katherine’s birthday, which is a pretty important day because she is important to me. You might not know why I would post Holly Willoughby for my friends birthday but it’s because I always think of my friend Katherine when I think of Holly Willoughby. They are both form England and blonde, which makes them almost exactly the same person anyway as I assume, their main hobbies involve drinking tea and talking about naval power. But on top of that I would not even know who Holly Willoughby was if not for Katherine, so you guys should all be a little thankful for her. Anyway, you will notice, or at least you will now that I explicitly explained it, that Holly is wearing polka dots in all the pictures and that’s because my friend not only likes Holly, she loves polka dots. So here they are, Holly is even eating something that is clearly not a cake but hey, close enough that we can pretend it’s a birthday cake. This is where I would tell you guys to wish Katherine a happy birthday but she is one of the few people who knows this blog exists but is not on tumblr. So according to recently learned stereotypes I believe you are just supposed to shout in the direction of the local Greggs Happy Birthday and she’ll hear you? I am terrible at understanding whatever bigotries you Brits have. Anyway, Holly Willoughby is beautiful and does look good in polka dots and hey, I never mind an excuse to post her.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.