Tag: Holly Willoughby

Once upon a time Holly Willoughby did an ad for Diet Coke and I made a joke that my rule was anytime she did an ad for Diet Coke I had to post her. Good joke. Everyone laughed. I was alone so that’s just me but it was a real crowd pleaser on this end of the computer. Since then I have proceeded to post Holly Willoughby every time she’s done a Diet Coke ad. More came out yesterday. To further run up the score she was also at the Pride of Britain awards last night and looked fantastic. So she was going to get posted either way. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Hey guys, here is Holly Willoughby because apparently she has a line of clothes for Marks & Spencer coming out and there are pictures. I like clothes. I wear them every day. I like Holly Willoughby but admittedly interact with her far less often. I like both things though. So I am posting her. Also she looked very pretty in the pictures, that helped. It seems to be a jacket heavy line but that makes sense because as an expert on England I realize that it is kinda cold and gray all the time and it rains every day. Also castles get drafty. So smart move with the coats, everyone there needs them. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

There was a celebration for the 30th anniversary of This Morning and of course Holly Willoughby was there so I am posting her. Because I am quite the fan of blonde British women. She looked good. I like her. That simple. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Welp, it’s like I’ve always said, if there are picture of Holly Willoughby for Diet Coke I am going to post her. Now, I know that sounds like a joke but the truth is last time she did a photoshoot for Diet Coke I posted Holly Willoughby, so it’s starting to seem true. Now this is not some strange proclamation, I am not about to start a Girls with Diet Coke blog or anything. I mean, I am pretty sure it’s just that I like nice pictures of Holly Willoughby and thus far the good people at Coke have been providing them. At least I hope that’s the case. I am not kink shaming the Diet Coke fetishists out there it’s more that I doubt there are Diet Coke fetishists out there. So it seems like a lonely road to travel. I mean, the internet has pretty much everything someone could want for their perverse desire but i bet there isn’t a website dedicated to this so I am glad it’s not a thing for me. Again, I hope, there is lots of stuff I thought I wasn’t into only to discover I was later. Better to not think about it for now I guess. My point is Holly Willoughby is pretty and I don’t know that these pictures make me want to buy Diet Coke but they have made me mention it more times in this post than it has shown up in the entire blog’s history. So that’s solid branding I suppose. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Hey guys, here is Holly Willoughby because today is my dear friend Katherine’s birthday, which is a pretty important day because she is important to me. You might not know why I would post Holly Willoughby for my friends birthday but it’s because I always think of my friend Katherine when I think of Holly Willoughby. They are both form England and blonde, which makes them almost exactly the same person anyway as I assume, their main hobbies involve drinking tea and talking about naval power. But on top of that I would not even know who Holly Willoughby was if not for Katherine, so you guys should all be a little thankful for her. Anyway, you will notice, or at least you will now that I explicitly explained it, that Holly is wearing polka dots in all the pictures and that’s because my friend not only likes Holly, she loves polka dots. So here they are, Holly is even eating something that is clearly not a cake but hey, close enough that we can pretend it’s a birthday cake. This is where I would tell you guys to wish Katherine a happy birthday but she is one of the few people who knows this blog exists but is not on tumblr. So according to recently learned stereotypes I believe you are just supposed to shout in the direction of the local Greggs Happy Birthday and she’ll hear you? I am terrible at understanding whatever bigotries you Brits have. Anyway, Holly Willoughby is beautiful and does look good in polka dots and hey, I never mind an excuse to post her.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Holly Willoughby was at a thing last night and that’s good enough for me. I think she’s pretty, I really like her smile, and I thought she looked lovely. I guess her show won again but I have no strong opinions on that as I don’t watch British Morning Shows on account of me not living there and they start in the middle of the night here, so even if I was inclined it would feel strange to me. But I do like Holly a lot. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Merry Christmas everyone.  I really wish all of your the Merriest of Christmases. I know for some people the holidays are hard and I know for some of you this one will be especially hard.  Know that my thoughts are with you and that you matter.  Which is what this is really about.  Peace on Earth and Goodwill toward Men.  The world can seem to have a scarcity of both at times and maybe where you are it seems particularly lacking.  The only chance we can make is in ourselves.  There is someone who matters to you, this is a good chance to reconnect.  Wish them Merry Christmas and let them know they matter.  Take the best part of this season and live it, do what you can to make your day a little brighter and I promise yours will be, too.  It won’t be a cure all but it will help.  Anyway, if today is hard here is Holly Willoughby for you because a pretty smile on a beautiful woman can’t do anything but help.  I sincerely wish you all a Merry Christmas.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

So Holly Willoughby did more ads for Diet Coke and well… it’s like my Grandma always said, if Holly Willoughby does a Diet Coke ad you’re going to have to post her.  Apparently.  I mean, I already did last time.  Which leads me to question is this a thing for me I didn’t know about?  Girls with Diet Coke?  Ir it more general than that, girls with soda?  Is it more specific?  British girls with Diet Coke?  Boy, that’s inconvenient, I live in America.  Or maybe I just like Holly Willoughby.  Which is also inconvenient cause I like America.  Oh well.  Either way she looks good and today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

How about some Holly Willoughby today.  After all she is doing something for Diet Coke.  I probably don’t have to tell you that the picture of her in the black dress is a promo picture she took for Diet Coke.  I assume everyone, like I do, immediately thinks Diet Coke when you see a woman in a gauzy black dress. It’s just one of those universal human things we all do.  You know, like we all breathe or we all have to tamp down uncontrollable rage when we’re at a fast food restaurant behind someone and when they get to the counter they go, “Ok… let me look at the menu”.  It’s like what the fuck?  What the fuck were you doing this entire time you were in line?  Did it not occur to you to maybe peak at the menu in advance so you aren’t making everyone else wait on your lazy ass?  Also, it’s McDonald’s.  You know what they have because you are a big boy old enough to exit the house on your own.  They haven’t suddenly added McFoie gras and McTapas to the menu, it’s the same old shit as always.  Get your shit together and order already.  So it’s like that, I assume we all go through that.  Thinking about Diet Coke when we can see a British Woman’s legs through her dress and wondering how come some people literally have nothing better to do than hmmm loudly and not make a decision. So you know, what I am saying is very successful campaign Diet Coke, I have brought up your name a bunch here and I assume this blog is exactly what you want your brand to be associated with.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.