So in the past handful of days Anne Hathaway has come up from unrelated people a bunch. Like maybe 6 conversations. I don’t know what your life is like, I suppose Anne Hathaway could be your primary cultural touchstone and that doesn’t sound like a lot but in my life, it seems like a lot for someone to come up who, as far as I know, I haven’t seen in anything this week. Or this month maybe? I mean besides pictures. My point is her name came up from disparate sources and for disparate reasons and each time I found myself thinking, “Boy, Anne Hathaway is pretty, I should post her again”. I have a long history of thinking Anne Hathaway is pretty, like before it was popular to talk about how pretty she was and way before it was popular to talk about how hateable she is. I don’t find her particularly hateable but then I don’t really skew too much towards hate in general. Except for late people. They can rot in hell. If it turns out Anne Hathaway always shows up 25 minutes late and always has an excuse and you want to be like, “Well, something always comes up, doesn’t it? If something always come sup and you’re always 25 minutes late, why don’t you just start leaving 25 minutes earlier? I know why, it’s because you think your time is more valuable than the 10 people you made sit here. You could have left early but then you might have had to wait for 5 minutes and you decided wasting time for 10 people was better than wasting even a bit of yours.” What I am saying is perpetually late people are monsters and when the war comes between the two sides, side I like to call “The People who Get to Stuff on Time” and “Terrible Human Beings” my side is going to win. Because we’ll get there on time and the war will be over by the time you other assholes show up. Have fun in the salt mines. You can show up late if you want, that’s fine, it’ll just up your salt quota for the day. Anyway, my point is maybe if Anne Hathaway is like that I’ll change my tune but as of right now I like her and I think she is a good actress and I think she’s beautiful. And hey, while I am dealing with deep seeded issues, to the ex who claimed I only liked her because she was a Disney Princess and I am a perv, looks like you’re wrong. Those movies were a decade ago and I am still posting her. I can be a perv and like a girl for independent reasons. I contain multitudes. Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
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