I am sorry.  I know I just posted Blake Lively and some people don’t like when I repeat myself frequently (I assume @thunderstormofoblivion is livid because she gets annoyed when I post Charli XCX a lot and also her silence on Blake lately makes me assume she has decided Blake Lively is gross.  You have my apologies if you are reading this Blake but the bad news is she has no interest in you ever again.  Don’t try to make out with her) and Blake proved to be less than popular last time, most likely give her growing stomach which tends to make celebrities way less popular except for the small segment of people for whom said celebrity becomes way more popular.  And you know who you are. And yes, I am looking right at you.  Metaphorically, I don’t have a camera or anything at your desk.  I can’t help it though because it’s like Gossip Girl come to life, Blake Lively looking fabulous all over New York and every blog on the internet abuzz with details about where she’s going and what she’s saying and what she thinks of sex scenes in Deadpool, and so on and so on.  It’s great because I just counted and it has meant Blake Lively in 9 different dresses since Monday.  That’s just fantastic.  For me.  For you too if you’re a person of taste and given you’re probably following this blog if you’re reading this, you must be.  So good news for all of us.  Except @thunderstormofoblivion who thinks girls are gross.  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.