Barbara Palvin was at a thing for Victoria’s Secret. I guess it has to do with the Fashion Show and who will get to be in it. Exciting we might get to see Barbara in it again. But really she just looked ridiculously good arriving for it. Like, unnaturally good for arriving at a building. It’s like shes’ a model or something. SO here she is. Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.
Hey, so the new season of Sunny Famil Cult started and that means more Trew Mullen. Both on my TV and on my blog. I am more than happy to take any excuse to post her because she is gorgeous and talented and charming. I just find her engaging in her online presence and I like her in these shorts and I like her in these pictures. Today I want to fuck Trew Mullen.
Here is Darshelle Stevens because she cosplayed as Daphne Blake. That’s it. It doesn’t go deeper than that. I am sure some people will think it’s weird that I have an intense attraction to Daphne from Scooby Doo and first of all what kind of loser follows a weirdo like me, huh? Second, you’re not wrong. Yeah, it is weird but it’s not abnormal. I don’t mean that to be confusing but like yeah, it’s weird but I don’t think it’s uncommon at all for some of us to develop crushes on fictional characters in our youth. I feel like make believe people are much safer for us to project romantic feelings on as children. So I am not alone there. Maybe it’s a less crowded field in adulthood, especially those of us willing to admit it but Daphne is hot. And Darshelle Stevens’ Daphne is perfect. Both version. Don’t remember the less dressed one from the show but… still looks good to me. Today I want to fuck Darshelle Stevens.
Hey guys, here is some Emma Watson for you. I could make some jokes about Millennials loving Emma Watson and a reference to like, Avocado and killing industries but I won’t. Largely because I can’t be certain I haven’t made that joke before. It’s not original either way. Emma Watson was for some reason repeatedly placed in my path yesterday. It seemed like either the universe was telling me something or I was experiencing confirmation bias. As far as I am concerned a great cosmic purpose unfolded before me or me experiencing a common cognitive bias seem equally as likely. So we’ll never know which it was. As a result, today I want to fuck Emma Watson.
Happy Monday everyone and enjoy your holiday if you’re one of us who gets one. If not sorry? I’d say you’re missing out but most Western countries get more days off than America so maybe you aren’t missing out. Anyway, enjoy it. Here is Robin Holzken cause she is pretty. That’s about it. Models are pretty. Water is wet. Today I want to fuck Robin Holzken.
Chloe Moretz is in Venice to promote Suspiria at their film festival and well, some of what she has worn is questionable but you know, no more questionable than a Suspiria remake. It seems like my entire adult life Hollywood has been remaking movies and people have been bitching about it. Of course, the truth is Hollywood always remade movies but before the internet people often weren’t aware and so when you slap a new title on an old story form 10 years prior it meant a lot of the audience had no idea and more importantly a lot of them had never seen the previous movie. There were no TVs and there were no video cassettes so once it was gone it was gone. But in the more modern era you remake a movie to keep your job safe. Hollywood is very risk averse and a flop can cost you your job. Unless it’s not your fault. One of the ways Hollywood tests to see if a movie will be successful is to see about name recognition. Remakes automatically have that built in so if they flop an executive can say, “Well, it’s not my fault, all our testing showed it was going to be a hit. Look at the name recognition!”. So that is why we see so many remakes today, it’s a CYA thing. But Suspiria doesn’t feel like a well known movie to me. I say that as an insider looking out. It is a very well regarded film among film scholars and horror fans but I don’t remember kids on the playground ever talking about Suspiria. On top of that, it’s a bullshit nonsense movie like every Dario Argento movie. It is compelling because it is among the most beautiful things ever committed to film. It is a visual feast and just google it and you will see people talking about the color pallet and the use of color. It is a work of art. But like almost everything Argento did it makes no sense. The plot is barely there, it uses ridiculous moon man logic and it’s basically him just throwing shit together and making it look pretty and hoping that’s enough. That was enough for a lot of people. The problem is that makes this movie a bad remake. Because you can ape the visual style and then what’s the point. No one hires a real artist to repaint the Mona Lisa. You just buy an art print. So the director has wisely said he won’t try to do that. Which leaves you with a stupid movie that was all about visuals and you stripped the visuals away. Of course, it could be awesome. Maybe he’s basically just taking the name and the idea of a creepy school. I just feel like they are facing an uphill battle here. So for Chloe’s sake I hope it’s good, I think she has been in some not great stuff as an adult. As a horror fan I hope it’s good. Oh, also she looks pretty? Did you not come here for my thoughts on Suspiria? I mean, I called the Blog Who I want to Fuck Today, I don’t know how I could have made it clearer that there would be a lot of talk about 70’s Italian Horror. Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.
I woke up yesterday to my phone telling me that Doja Cat had released a new track, Mooo! This served as a reminded that I have had the video on my watch later list for like two weeks because I am old and often my reaction to new stuff now is to go, “Oh, I’ll have to remember to get to that” as opposed to when it used to be, “Drop everything, we are watching this right now”. Boy was I missing out. I actually almost posted her back in the spring at some point. It was whenever Go to Town came out because that song was also quite frankly awesome. I would use a euphemism for what it was about but it was pretty openly about eating pussy so I am not sure why I should beat around the bush if she wasn’t. Oh god, there’s a joke there but there’s a line about being shaved so the joke wouldn’t even make sense. Anyway, Mooo! has taken the internet by storm and it’s a work of sheer brilliance. Now, I know someone will try just say it’s stupid but they strike me as very boring people. Because yes it is very stupid. And hilarious. And catchy. And that’s the point. It actually takes a smart person to put stuff like this together and her music has always been striking in how catchy it is and how all over the map the subject matter is. Anyway, I am posting her cause she’s kind of cool and kind of hot. I hope new found fame is good for her, I have already heard rumblings of controversy but haven’t dug too deep. We all have our trials, because all of a sudden I have heard people say Doja Cow and I get why they made that mistake and I am really worried my fingers will betray me. Anyway, the truth is the song is a real ear worm and has been stuck in my head so as hard as decent pictures were to find I am just embracing it. Today I want to fuck Doja Cat.
I spent last night watching a bunch of episodes of the Avengers. The old British TV show that was probably what most people thought of when they heard the name The Avengers until sometime in the last decade or so. Or, most people probably thought, “huh, what?” But maybe more people thought of the quirky British TV show before they thought of the comic book. Anyway, I had caught and episode or two in the past and found it full of British charm but I have a friend who has recently become obsessed whit it so I decided to sit down and catch a few episodes and that turned into a handful because it really is fun. It’s a mix of silly and serious with a wry British wit. It reminds me of the best parts of the Roger Moore James bond and none of the flaws. Of course, Diana Rigg was a Bond girl. She was in the one everyone said sucked when I was a kid and everyone thinks is great now. She is why I am posting. I kind of couldn’t decide who I was posting, Diana Rigg or her character Emma Peel and the truth is it is a bit of both. Emma Peel is very crush worthy because she’s amazing. I get why she is a feminist icon. My friend Katherine told me she is her favorite hero because she doesn’t exist to be saved by a man. And one thing that was striking to me watching the show is that she and John Steed are completely equal. The entire show operates as if it never occurred to anyone making it that someone might treat a woman as less than equal. Certainly it never occurs to refined gentleman John Steed that Emma Peel is anything but his equal. That alone makes the show feel radical (along with there being nothing sexual between them. Television and media in general has a hard time accepting any male/female friendship without trying to insert some sort of romance. It’s one of the many issues I have with fandoms and shippers actually). So I was thinking of posting Emma Peel because she is awesome and on top of that she is funny and stylish and just oozes charisma. But that felt like a disservice to the actress, who surely is responsible for a great deal of that. Perhaps the oddest thing is most people reading this may not recognize her but she is a major character in Game of Thrones. It’s strange how the world keeps moving no matter what we wish. So I have settled on Diana Rigg, knowing it is a mix. I love what she has done with Emma Peel in what I have seen and good god is she easy to look at. Today I want to fuck Diana Rigg.
Barbara Palvin is at the Venice Film festival which is pretty exciting because traditionally she looks fantastic in Venice. This seems like a strange stalker thing to say because how would I know which cities she looks best in but I promise you this is a strange regularly posting celebrities to a blog thing. I am of the opinion that Barbara Palvin has a passion for film. I say this because she always attends Cannes and she always attends the Venice Film Festival. Every year. As well, her instagram stories often have her watching some old movie or something. I could be coincidence, you can’t really know someone through social media but it seems like it might be a thing she is really into. Anyway, the result is she is always at the Venice Film Festival and usually is photographed all over Venice and I dunno what it is about the city but she always looks amazing in it. Maybe along with fashion and film she has a deep love for ancient mercantile empires. Boy, if that’s true Barbara Palvin is just a deeply fascinating human being. Can you imagine the dinner party conversation? Boy, who else has thoughts about the Duchy of Amalfi that they are going to share? Besides me I guess. Anyway, that last part is pure conjecture but maybe. She looked good though as she often does so today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.
Here is Lili Reinhart cause she was in Variety and I thought she looked very nice in it. It was a cool little photoshoot. Also she was at an event last night and so like… what, am I supposed to ignore all the signs. Those signs being that uh… she exists and goes outside I guess? I dunno, it felt like I was supposed to post here. This is more art than science. Today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart.
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