Hey guys, here is some Emma Watson for you. I could make some jokes about Millennials loving Emma Watson and a reference to like, Avocado and killing industries but I won’t. Largely because I can’t be certain I haven’t made that joke before. It’s not original either way. Emma Watson was for some reason repeatedly placed in my path yesterday. It seemed like either the universe was telling me something or I was experiencing confirmation bias. As far as I am concerned a great cosmic purpose unfolded before me or  me experiencing a common cognitive bias seem equally as likely. So we’ll never know which it was. As a result, today I want to fuck Emma Watson.