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I sometimes think about how easily influenced we are by the world around us.  The media or… whatever.  Not like the Illuminati or anything but just generally that someone is trying to push a certain person or this person has been deemed a star and another has not and how it influences us.  Or me at least.  I don’t know how it influences you.  Blake Lively is absolutely pretty and it isn’t like she’s Hollywood’s it girl or anything but it is worth noting I greatly enjoyed Gossip Girl and while I found her very pretty I pretty much ranked Leighton Meester about 72 levels higher than her.  Part of that was no doubt because Leighton Meester played the best character on the show.  Yes a lot of the world seemed to want Blake Lively to be the big thing to come out of Gossip Girl.  I mean, the basic narrative of the show was in a lot of ways shaped around the idea that she was almost supernaturally desirable.  The sort of person you just fall in love with.  And she got the bigger movie roles and the attention.  But while the show was on she couldn’t compare to Leighton Meester.  Well, Leighton Meester is not really in the spot light very often any more and the show is done and while Blake Lively isn’t getting a push as big as A-Listers, she shows up a lot more and as such… she has been posted a lot more.  And I think I find her more attractive now.  I think this means I am easily influenced or something.  I don’t know.  I do know that today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

So it turns out Jenna Coleman in a suit was a thing I wanted very badly.  I didn’t know this until I watched last night’s Doctor Who but it is a thing I wanted very badly.  She looked just amazing.  I have nothing interesting at all to say about it other than she looked amazing.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

So I guess Scotland voted to stick around?  That’s cool.  I am not someone with much of a strong opinion there but it seems worth noting given I am posting Karen Gillan.  She’s from Scotland.  That’s the connection.  Why am I explaining?  You guys got it, right?  You’re smart. I mean, at the very least you can read.  Anyway, I keep waiting and waiting and waiting for her new show to start.  I have no clue if it will be good but I do adore her so I am looking forward to it.  I happen to know she is hilarious and beautiful and so at worst she should be pleasant to watch.  And maybe we’ll see a ton of her all of a sudden as a result.  The world will be a better place if Karen Gillan pictures show up more frequently.  Anyway, as a result here are a bunch of pictures of her from her new show in hopes or anticipation.  I don’t know, I didn’t really have a theme so much as I just think she’s pretty and I was like fuck it, let’s grab these.  This is my process.  Basically I am an artist.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I watched Torment last night which was a pretty middle of the road home invasion movie.  Things it did well?  The masks were creepy.  I guess it got to business quickly.  The scene where they make a kid listen to his father say he doesn’t love him was… good I guess?  I watched it for Katharine Isabelle though cause I like her a lot.  It was a little strange that she was in the mom role.  Not because she isn’t age appropriate or anything but because she is someone I started watching when she was playing high school students and it doesn’t really seem that long ago, does it?  Maybe it does.  I do like her though and today I want to fuck Katharine Isabelle.

My sleep has been so strange guys.  So strange.  And my dreams have been all wonky.  I had a dream last night about Pixie Lott kind of.  I don’t know, she was singing Yo! Bum Rush the Show and then she wasn’t really here and like… I dunno, Pixie Lott, Public Enemy.  It was odd.  But I usually don’t fight my subconscious if I can help it.  She must have shown up for some reason and she has looked good when I have seen her lately so today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Zooey Deschanel was really pretty on New Girl last night, thus she is here today.  I know that is a boring way of putting things and I have been boring all week but I have been really tired.  I have been doing that sleep thing where you wake up every half an hour or so. It leads to strange dreams and not a lot of restfulness.  So I am trying my best, I promise.  I know people have told me they like when my entries are funny but my brain isn’t working at that capacity today.  So here’s a joke I loved when I was 5.  This guy is at an intersection with a truck full of penguins and they are making a commotion.  So a cop pulls him over and says, “These penguins are a nuisance.  Take these penguins to the zoo!"  So the guy agrees.  The next day same truck is there full of penguins and they’re all wearing sunglasses and the cop pulls him over again and says, "I thought i told you to take these penguins to the zoo”.  The guy says, “I did.  Today we’re going to the beach”.  Maybe Zooey Deschanel would like that joke.  I feel like she wouldn’t hate it at least.  Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

I have mentioned many times before that someone being good at what they do is always attractive.  Talent is attractive.  Especially artistic ability.  And it can cross lines to even be something that isn’t entirely my thing.  Charli XCX makes music that is by and large not what people associate with me.  I don’t hate it but it’s not me.  I mean, I grew up going to hardcore shows and shit.  But her voice is so good.  And she is so good.  And you know, I also grew up loving Michael Jackson so I probably shouldn’t pigeon hole myself too much.  The thing is though she is pretty but more than that she is very talented.  And that talent is what keeps drawing me back to her.  Let’s be honest, the part of the summer’s biggest song that got stuck in your head was sung by her.  She is stuck in my head this morning so today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here is Nicki Minaj because I think Nicki Minaj is hot.  I think at least 90% of the time I have posted her here I have explained that I think she’s hot and am confused by people who don’t.  It’s not a big deal I guess, your opinions are your own.  I will never understand how people look at me like I am from the moon though when I say she’s hot.  Because I think she’s hot.  Oh well… more for me?  No… it doesn’t work that way with people, just food.  Well, I will consider myself to be among the elite few with truly sophisticated taste.  Or something.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Here is Kate Upton in a bikini because I am lazy.  I realize that doesn’t sound like a reason but it is so, so easy to find Kate Upton looking good in a bikini that I don’t really have to put any effort into it.  I kind of just open the folder, randomly click with my mouse and i am done.  Clothing is harder.  So I went with a bikini because I am having a slow morning.  Like so slow that i went to the store to get stuff to make soup and got home and realized I forgot the main ingredient.  Now I am face with the decision of going back or saying fuck it and like… ordering a pizza or something.  I will probably go but I will bitch the whole time.  To myself I guess because I don’t think anyone else is walking to the grocery store with me.  So I’ll be the crazy person loudly complaining to invisible people while grabbing chicken stock.  I’ll admit, my life isn’t quite as glamorous as I imagined when I was 10.  Anyway here is Kate Upton because Katherines pretty much rule my world.  It’s a fact.  I have spreadsheets (No, really.  I do.  I am a huge dork.  I have picked girls named some spelling variation of Katherine 116 times now).  This is actually the 46th time I have picked Kate Upton because she’s alright I guess.  I kinda like her.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Here is Anne Hathaway because apparently my brain wanted Anne Hathaway.  I had a dream about her.  She got a job where I was working (interestingly nothing like any place I currently or have ever worked) to study for a role but no one realized it was her.  Except me.  That’s a pretty big running theme in my dreams, that I am the only smart person on Earth.  I get stuff but everyone else is a drooling mouth breather who can meet Anne Hathaway and not know it’s her.  She even went by Anne.  Anyway, she was pretty nice and I told her I knew but she realized she could trust me so we hung out and made jokes.  Thus my dream about Anne Hathaway.  But I woke up going, “She was pretty hot in my dream”.  So today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.