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I saw the latest X-Men again last night and I came to realize that I miss long haired Jennifer Lawrence.  There, I said it.  I hate the short hair.  Now, it’s her hair, she can do as she wishes but it’s my libido, it can do as it wishes, too, and it is not digging the short hair.  It doesn’t even really make sense because everything else is the same.  But man… short hair I don’t care.  Old long hair picture of her pops up and it’s like, “Oh yeah, that girl is hot”.  So… apparently the hair is really getting to me.  So here are pictures of her with hair because I miss those.  And I find her attractive in those.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

So yesterday proved to be kind of crummy in the general, wide outside sort of way.  Not personally though it was hard not to feel personally affected when Robin Williams was found dead.  It was odd because I would not have assumed it would hit me hard but it did and for lots of reasons I think.  You probably don’t really want to hear about those but it is sad and it is tragic that someone can be 63 and still not have reached a point where his demons have been at least contained.  Except of course they haven’t.  Then of course as I was going to bed news began to surface that Christy Mack was brutally beaten by an ex boyfriend. (And you know, friendly note, if you’re feint of heart don’t click that link, the pictures are brutal).  And I welled with a mix of anger and sadness and feared just what I might see on the internet today and it didn’t fail to disappoint me when of course I saw slews of comments about how a porn star is asking for this or that.  I won’t claim to have nearly the personal impersonal connection with Christy Mack that I do with Robin Williams but they are both stark reminders at how dark and brutal this world can be and how short on empathy the rest of us can be.  I don’t want to get into it more than that but I do think everyone should pause and wonder if their reactions to adversity for others is less than sympathetic.  If you find yourself holding people who suffer in contempt maybe you should stop and wonder why.  I am not in a great mood today which is why I am posting Katy Perry because she has the ability to often make me smile.  I don’t know her either, like all public figures we know them only through their work and the impact their work has on us.  But she seems to know how to have fun and she is fun.  That’s all I want right now.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

So I guess Nina Dobrev won the Teen Choice Awards.  I say guess because I am fully willing to admit that Taylor Swift’s dress was better but the truth is sometimes Nina Dobrev does this thing where there is a picture of her and I just go wow and kind of stare.   That happened when I saw her on the whatever color carpet they use at those awards.  I don’t know, I’m not  a teen.  I just know they give people surfboards as prizes and that’s cute but you know everyone must secretly hate it because carrying around like a fake bucket of popcorn or something is one thing but an entire surfboard?  How unwieldy is that shit?  What are you going to put a surfboard on a shelf in your house?  I can tell you, you aren’t.  Anyway, that’s not the point, the point is that Nina Dobrev is god damned beautiful and so here are a bunch of pictures of her being beautiful, including at the Teen Choice Awards where she was all sparkly and pink and blue but mainly her face was gorgeous.  She gives good face.  Today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev.

Doctor Who is rapidly close to returning and this is very exciting because I love Doctor Who.  Also exciting is all these new pictures of Jenna Coleman that keep showing up on account of her being a pretty key part of the show.  She looks lovely of course because she is just so pretty.  Like that is basically my first thought whenever I see a picture of her smiling or her hair blowing in the wind, “Wow she’s pretty”.  So that’s why she’s here today but also because in one picture there is a Tardis on top of a castle which is basically how I imagine England.  Everyone lives in castles and fights dragons and listens to the Beatles and calls their castle apartment a flat and they take lifts instead of elevators and eat something called bangers and mash which doesn’t actually sound any less dirty once they explain it’s sausages.  Anyway, here she is because she is very pretty and today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

So it turns out today is Anna Kendrick’s birthday, which uh, good for her?  I mean, birthdays are cool and all but at their core it’s deeply silly to celebrate the fact that you didn’t die for an entire year.  It’s not really that hard.  Except it’s not really about that, really, at our core we like to express how happy we are someone exists.  Or you know, we’re narcissists who insist other people express that.  We all have that friend, right, the one who mentions their birthday is coming up for like 2 fucking months and then organizes some big thing and then acts touched like I can’t believe you guys are all here for me!  And it’s like, well, you invited us.  There’s going to be cake.  Let’s not act like someone’s giving you the medal of freedom, you invited people into a situation that would involve free cake (I mean people just go apeshit when free cake is brought up.  Seriously, ask any Bourbon, people lose their heads over free cake), it isn’t quite like getting 300 men to defend a small pass against thousands of Persians or anything.  But you know, good for you.  Anyway, my basic point is that I normally don’t even notice this sort of thing or particularly care.  This blog isn’t really about celebrating birthdays, I mean, that would be a pretty great tumblr so go make who I want to sing Happy Birthday to Today and I’ll follow you but that’s not this one.  But Anna Kendrick has shown up on my dash a fair bit because other people are noting her birthday and I get it because she is pretty great.  Like I get the crushworthyness.  I get why you want to celebrate her existence because she is smart and funny and just seems awesome.  I too want to celebrate her existence and wish her happy birthday.  Also today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Here are a bunch of picture of Kate Upton in a bikini because it dawns on me some people might be into that sort of thing.  I’m not stupid, I know what you people like and what you like is summer swimwear fashion.  I know this because people have asked me why I don’t post her in bikinis more often.  You guys really care about swimsuits.  So here I am doing you a service.  I know it’s late in the summer but you can get ideas for that late season beach trip. That’s why you’re looking at this post right?  To choose the best bikini set for you.  I even included gifs because again, I know what you guys like, and that is to see how the bikini looks in motion.  Sometimes stuff looks great in static images and just doesn’t look right once  a person is moving.  Once again you’re welcome.  I did this for you guys.  As for me, I don’t really care about bikinis.  I like Kate Upton though, I was reading an interview with her yesterday and I liked what she had to say.  I don’t care about bikinis though.  I do however think she’s hot and appreciate the way I can see a lot of her body in a bikini.  I know you guys are not concerned with that but I am going to go ahead and say for me I just enjoy her body, I don’t really care about the bikinis.  But you guys, you guys enjoy the bikinis.  I’m going to enjoy the Kate part of the pictures because today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I always feel a little funny posting Miranda Kerr because she is very pretty but she has never moved me the way she does other people.  I have people very dear to me who are basically in love with her and have been for years.  She speaks to a lot of people.  I mean, there are people in Ibiza getting into fist fights over her and she’s in like Malibu or something at the moment.  Anyway, the past week or so has seen just a bunch of very nice pictures of her surface and obviously she’s a very good model, she’s been at this a while and has her look down and does it very well.  And you know, I get why people like her so much, she’s extremely pretty.  So today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.

I posted Mystique once before and I am posting her again because Mystique is amazing.  It is interesting for me to sit down and think about the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants (because this is a thing I do.  I sit down and think about the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.  You don’t?) because you had Magneto lead the original team.  He was one of the most powerful people on the planet and his powers really mean he can handle almost any threat head on.  As such his plans involved a whole lot of attacking stuff, storming fictional countries, and some old school mustache twirling villainy.  It also failed so spectacularly dude got turned into a baby by a space alien with a handlebar mustache.  Mystique should not have been able to follow that up.  Her powers are cool but they are not powerful in the way Magneto is.  Or even Blob.  I mean if you are going to threaten the US government in a fight shape shifting is not really the sort of thing to frighten a tank crew.  That is what makes her amazing though because Mystique is the sort of person who realizes being able to look like anyone is way, way more effective for taking down human society than throwing around steel girders ever will be.  It’s why for a long time her team was more successful because she was sneaky and smart.  Now, eventually it all blew up in her face but in her defense that was in the 90’s and did you see what happened to Cyclops’ baby in the 90’s?  Man, no one got out of that clean.  The point is Mystique is actually sexy and it has nothing to do with how she looks.  They all look good, they’re idealized drawings of women and she can look like anything she wants.  No it’s how she is, she’s evil in just a wonderful way, she’s manipulative, she is 5 steps ahead of everyone else and she can have you doubting everything you know.  She can play people against each other, she can come up with a master plan and when things go wrong she’s smart enough that she can get away and leave people shaking their fists about how next time they’ll get her.  She is badass.  Today I want to fuck Mystique.

So a couple of weeks ago my dear friend femalecelebrityoftheday posted Katharine Isabelle and I was really excited because I love Katharine Isabelle.  I have mentioned before that she was posted and I mentioned it because I was excited then.  This is because certain artists you just get excited to see because it is so rare.  Well, because you enjoy their work and it’s so rare.  Most of you don’t know who she is most likely but those of you who do have probably purposefully sought out posts about her.  Now, I would imagine most people would rather be praised and famous but it’s still nice to have dedicated fans as opposed to just luke warm recognition.  I think.  I mean I don’t actually know, I don’t have either.  Anyway, I was talking to slashersthrillersandgoreohmy (who if you like horror and I assume if you have read this far in a post about Katharine Isabelle you must like horror, you should really check out her blog, it’s wonderful) yesterday and it got me thinking about horror and how much I like it and that lead to thinking about Katharine Isabelle and… here we are.  She has a couple of much-anticipated-in-certain-circles movies coming out soon.  Or maybe Torment is already out?  I don’t know.  I am really looking forward to See No Evil 2 despite the fact that I have no reason to think it will be any good based on the first one.  I really like her though and it’s nice to see her and she is a good cut above a lot of actresses that are in the movies I watch and well, she’s great.  Today I want to fuck Katharine Isabelle..

Here is Barbara Palvin because she is very pretty.  I know I often will elaborate or talk about something unrelated but you know, she’s just here today because she’s very pretty.  Very, very pretty.  I like her.  You should to.  Or not.  Whatever.  I’m not here to tell you what to do, man.  It’s your right to be terribly wrong.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.