I watched Dope last night and I have to say I quite liked it.  I guess mileage may vary but I liked it a lot.  I think what I liked was that it was distinctive.  Like… I watch a fair number of movies and it’s disheartening how many things have no desire to be distinctive.  I guess I like some ambition to be different, even if said ambition doesn’t quite meet it’s mark.  So some parts of the movie worked better than others.  The part that I feel worked the best was the central friendship of the three main characters.  The movie did a good job of making them universal in that you can see yourself in their outsider status (or I could see myself at least) but specific in that their circumstances and the way they are shoved to the margins and viewed are entirely specific to their situations, which is one unlike anything I have ever been a part of.  Also the actors in these roles had remarkable chemistry.  I would have enjoyed just hanging out with them for a few hours.  I guess I’d watch a Dope sitcom with the three of them being geeks together.  One of them happened to be a girl and thus she is here.  I don’t think I had ever heard of Kiersey Clemons before which isn’t entirely stunning because while she has been in a fair number of Disney things she was never the star for them that gets your name out there and otherwise she has been in a whole lot of things I have never seen.  I think she is pretty.  I also thought she was really funny.  And I liked the movie which tends to lend bonus points.  So here she is and also, coincidentally, she’s the 300th different girl I have posted on this blog.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Kiersey Clemons.

As after party pictures continued to roll in yesterday Krysten Ritter showed up late in the day in that red dress and it was like, “Wow, look at that”.  She looked great.  It also served as a reminder she was in one of my favorite shows of the year and it seemed to get no recognition.  That’s a shame but you know, Superhero stuff probably will never be up for major awards. Anyway, she looked great so here she is because today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.

Man, so the Golden Globes were last night and it was almost too much.  Not the show, though I did enjoy it because I love Ricky Gervais and I haven’t yet Googled if anyone is crying about his performance but as always I wouldn’t understand why.  I mean all the outfits were almost too much because there were sooooo many people I could post today.  So many people looked good.  Lots of people.  And I have waffled back and forth but I am going with my first instinct and choosing Katy Perry.  When I saw her dress last night I was blown away and was sure I’d post her.  There were other good dresses.  Honestly, if I had watched the red carpet stuff Katy would have been posted last night.  But I didn’t because I was watching football.  I contain multitudes so yes I was torn between football and the red carpet stuff leading up to the Golden Globes.  Anyway, Katy looked fantastic.  I am going very off the cuff here but I will say the best she has looked in a very long time.  Because I can’t remember any time recently that she stood out.  I could be forgetting something though.  I do that.  My point is last night she looked amazing.  More amazing than the other people who looked amazing.  So today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

I realize it has gotten quite late in the day.  I didn’t forget to post, the day just kind of got away from me.  I mean, I have lots of hours left in the day, I just usually don’t go this long.  I like to be prepared, what if I lost power or internet?  The world would be crushed if I missed a day.  Also, I usually can’t make it very deep into a day without someone demanding to be posted by my brain.  And today I definitely was going to post people, like 4 different ones at this point but it didn’t happen and honestly Hayley Atwell was a favorite the entire time.  I almost posted her yesterday but Jessica Rabbit popped up.  And I know that lots of events are going on and the Golden Globes tonight and I could just wait a few minutes or something so Hayley might seem a little odd but there are new promo pics for Agent Carter popping up and I really, really like her.  Like not just how she looks she just seems to wonderful.  And she plays a character I absolutely have a crush on.  And I am really excited that Agent Carter is coming back soon.  And.. and.. today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

So yesterday Cracked.com posted a video called the Scientific Reason you want to have sex with Jessica Rabbit.  It wasn’t the greatest cracked video, I do quite like what they do, but it was a subject near and dear to my heart.  And it kind of comes down to she was drawn that way.  It’s kind of why I am posting her.  I shared the link with my friend @whole-lies-and-half-smiles because she, like me, understands that Who Framed Roger Rabbit? is a very good movie, a great example of Film noir while also subverting a lot of the genre.  Now, there are indeed reasons that Jessica Rabbit fires the sexy centers of our brain even though in reality she would be horrifying (as proven by Heidi Klum this Halloween).  I also think the appeal is more than that, there are plenty of “sexy” cartoon characters and while I am sure they all have people who like them Jessica Rabbit has a ridiculous amount of staying power.  She was in one movie and a couple of shorts 25 years ago and yet is very popular.  Popular to the degree that it is very hard to find actual pictures of her instead of fan made porn.   I mean, make your porn but I also follow things like Supergirl tag and it’s not an issue there.  I think the Femme Fatale, as an archetype is something appealing and maybe under served in modern media but she also is a twist on that because she isn’t really the classic Femme Fatale.  See, the classic Femme Fatale is usually the wrong woman.  Her purpose is to lead the male lead into dangerous situations.  She is temptation given form and she is a bad idea.  Believe me, I know how attractive a bad idea can be, so I know why that has always resonated.  That is how Jessica Rabbit is portrayed in the movie but it’s a bait and switch.  She isn’t the wrong girl and she isn’t really leading Eddie down the wrong path.  She is actually helping him and she saves him.  She is actually the good girl, who usually serves as the counter to the Femme Fatale and the one point of light in Noir.  Which I think is why she appeals so much.  Yes, she is drawn to look bad and fire that part of our brain but it is a movie I think most people saw as kids, so she is safe, too, because she actually is the girl you bring home to mom.  She’s coded both ways.  She is the whore and the Madonna wrapped into one, which in the end means Jessica Rabbit lets you have your cake and eat it, too.  Sometimes I over think things like cartoons.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Rabbit.

I am not entirely sure how Rosie Jones ended up here today.  I went into this attempting to post someone else and never got to that point, instead I find myself suddenly adding pictures of Rosie Jones.  I mean, it’s not like I blacked out or something I just don’t even remember how I ended up in my Rosie Jones folder.  I guess boobs.  I mean that seems likely, she can be distracting.  I have posited before that she exists as like an MI-5 project to protect classified information.  I had a friend who didn’t even notice Rosie was standing in front of a Union Jack and I guess she has that effect.  If you’re building a secret spy plane just have her stand around the spy plane, no one will notice.  So I guess maybe that same principle is how I went from not posting her to typing this and not really knowing why.  Of course, I also have to dig through so many pictures of her because she is naked in a large number of them so hunting for the non naked pictures takes some effort.  I mean, I realize this is on par with complaining about too much chocolate cake or something but it isn’t easy.  Whatever magic power she has, here she is, because she’s hot.  Today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.

After big awards shows I have been known to name a winner so I guess I am declaring Priyanka Chopra the winner of the People’s Choice Awards.  Part of this is likely just due to the fact that I never mind an excuse to post Priyanka Chopra, though now that she is showing up in mainstream American press I guess I shouldn’t worry about having to find excuses.  Still, she did look good, I mean, her dress was shiny.  She looked good because she always looks good.  She is just breath taking.  I like her a lot.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Here is Anastasia Scheglova whose name I can almost spell without looking.  Almost. Well… I may actually be able to but I don’t have confidence so I get to her last name, start typing and then pause to look it up to make sure I have it right.  She is here today on account of attractiveness.  Which I guess sums up this blog for the most part but I don’t know that much more about her.  But @she-goes-to-eleven has started posting 11 pictures of her favorite girls and started with Anastasia the other day.  You can find her post here.  That is worth looking at but nakedness guys, lots of nakedness over there.  Anyway, Anastasia Scheglova is all over the internet these days, or at least the parts I stumble across.  She is very pretty so today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.

Here is Jessica Chastain.  Again.  I know it’s just been a couple of days but I saw Crimson Peak finally so this was inevitable.  The movie was… flawed but interesting.  It was a lot of what I’d expect from Guillermo del Toro in that it was beautiful to look at, the set design was amazing, and it was atmospheric.  It also was very slight.  The acting was very good across the board though.  It is a good example of why an attempt to make art can still be worthwhile even when it fails.  It was not a good enough movie for me to recommend or something I see myself seeking out on purpose later but at the same time it had so many elements that were good that I don’t regret it.  There are still things to enjoy and think about.  Jessica Chastain is one of those, she was good as always.  It wasn’t her most complex character but again she is so compelling to watch.  And spoilers, she is evil, which I will be honest if you didn’t know after five minutes you probably haven’t seen a movie before, but it turns out evil Jessica Chastain is an extremely hot Jessica Chastain.  I turns out I really enjoy her stabbing people or shoving women over railings.  Anyway, it was obvious she’d be here because she is great and I adore her.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Here is Ashley Benson because… well, she certainly cleans up nice.  Like, some new pictures of her showed up and she looked great in every single once.  She often does photoshoots very well.  I have nothing else to say about her, I posted her because she looked really, really pretty.  That’s why she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Ashley Benson.