I am posting pretty late for me today.  I got wrapped up in other things and by other things I mean playing in the snow and then walking to get a sandwich and soup and hot chocolate.  It is a winter wonderland out here and I love it.  The only negative is it is getting really windy and at one point it was blowing snow around so much I couldn’t see, everything was just white and for a minute I just stood around waiting for someone to announce the winners.  Often when I skip posting to go do something else like roll around with a dog in the snow by the time I get back to a computer I post someone other than I was originally planning.  That did not happen this time.  I woke up thinking about Nicki Minaj and I am still thinking about her.  Because Nicki Minaj is fucking hot.  I realize this is somehow, for reasons a cannot comprehend, a controversial statement.  That’s ok, there are people also don’t want to roll around in the snow playing with a dog.  Part of growing up is learned to accept some people are just terribly, horribly wrong.  This describes the people who give me sidelong looks when I mention Nicki Minaj is really hot.  And to be clear, these people can see.  I am not making fun of the blind.  I don’t get it.  She is fantastic.  So today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Today is a snow day guys and I am so damn excited.  Now, I realize there are people who don’t like the snow.  That’s fine, everyone is different.  For example in this case I am right and you are wrong.  It’s how we’re different.  Differences are what make the world beautiful so you be the joyless, soulless creature you are while I go out and make snowmen.  I am going to make so many damn snowmen you guys.  I already have my boots and hats and gloves and scarf laid out by the front door.  I just need more snow.  And to decide between my superman hat and my Washington Capitals hat. I want the other kids to think my hat is cool.  Anyway, Natalie Dormer is here but I can’t think of any snow related reason.  I tried, trust me, the best I could get what the air of coolness that surrounds her.  Natalie Dormer is cool.  It’s a reach though.  What it did have me realize though is I think Natalie Dormer should be the new Han Solo.  Now, I know it’s a bit of a reach and all but just google Natalie Dormer smiling and you’ll see she possesses a lot of innate Han Soloness.  Or you know, just have her be his kid.  I mean I know he has a kid but let’s be honest, the dude flies around the galaxy from place to place and it was recently revealed there wasn’t even a kitchen in the Millennium Falcon until he got married.  I want to point out that means for years he and Chewie were flying around and living off of basically gas station food and drive thru fair.  You know he’s the kind of guy who would hook up with a girl and then maybe see if she could do his laundry or something before he left.  I mean, Chewie crashing on the couch, her wondering what she was thinking the next day.  I can see it.  There has to be one or two little Solos he doesn’t know about.  None of that is what is important though, what is important is it is snowing and I think Natalie Dormer is ridiculously cool and sexy.  So today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

I was all excited for the return of Agent Carter the other day.  I posted about it.  You may have seen it.  You may not have, I’m not an ego maniac, I am well aware your life may not revolve around my blog.  The world is full of poor decision makers.  I posted Hayley on Tuesday out of excitement and then… my cable decided to crap out.  Because cable is the devil and somehow can’t figure out why it is dying.  So I didn’t get to watch Agent Carter until this morning.  I didn’t realize it was two episodes at once, good thing I woke up for no reason at 5 AM.  Well, clearly not no reason, my Atwell Sense was tingling.  No wait, I want to take that back, there is like no way that doesn’t sound dirty on a blog called Who I Want to Fuck Today.  Anyway, I enjoyed it because I happen to love Peggy Carter.  She is dreamy.  And pretty.  And I love the way they dress Hayley for the show.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

I watched the Martian last night and it was ok.  I mean I liked it but it didn’t strike me as all that special.  Maybe it’s just early and I am being negative.  It was mainly a Matt Damon solo piece so you might be wondering how I managed to get Jessica Chastain here but it doesn’t take a lot of Jessica Chastain for me to want to post her. She was in it, she was good in her small role.  I just like having excuses to post her honestly because she’s great. I am still on a crummy keyboard so I won’t elaborate further because I keep having to go back and correct stuff.  My shift key doesn’t work have the time and I talk about myself a lot.  All those lower case I’s are killing me.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Here is Hayley Atwell because Hayley Atwell is a golden treasure.  Also because I am kind of in love with Peggy Carter.  And Agent Carter is on it’s way back, which I am quite excited about.  I am not along, @celeb-crush-too also posted her today for similar reasons.  I guess we’ll have to see if @femalecelebrityoftheday does.  Maybe he won’t.  Sometimes people have thoughts and opinion of their own.  Which is, if I am being blunt (and honest) very stupid.  There are two types of people in this world, people who agree with me and people who are wrong.  I think Hayley Atwell is amazing, so get on board or be wrong.  My keyboard is all broken so i am cranky.  Sorry.  I love Hayley Atwell though and I love the show and I am very excited.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

I know there were some awards yesterday but I don’t really care that much.  I am posting Rihanna mainly because she is very attractive.  She was in a bunch of commercials yesterday during the playoffs.  I think it was yesterday.  Maybe it was Saturday.  This weekend is my point.  She looked good.  She looks good.  I like her.  I just end up rarely posting her because so many pictures of her seem to be her getting in a car, going into a restaurant, or shielding her face from photographers. In general my least favorite type of pictures.  I always seem to forget there is a rich back catalog of photos of her if I want.  So here she is because she’s hot.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

I don’t really know why I am posting Rachel Riley.  I mean because she’s pretty but she’s one of those people that I shouldn’t even know who she is.  She’s a British TV… presenter I guess?  I mean, she is the person who does math on TV except there they call it maths strictly to make Americans giggle I think. Anyway, she is pretty and pops up on my radar because of the internet.  I happen to like how she looks and she popped up so… I guess on a Sunday that’s good enough.  Today I want to fuck Rachel Riley.

Here’s Taylor Swift because… um she hasn’t shown up recently?  I was thinking about her?  I don’t have any great explanation and am not really feeling all that talkative today.  Or… whatever this counts as.  She was just kind of on my mind and she’s pretty so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

I was surprised when I saw Brooklyn get the nod for the Oscars yesterday.  Not because of a quality issue, I actually hadn’t seen it when the announcement was made but because it wasn’t even on my radar as recently as a couple of weeks ago.  Then the trailer for it started popping up before things I saw and the first time it seemed pleasant enough but eventually it compelled me enough that I wanted to see it.  So I was set to see it last night at 9:30 and then it turned out it got nominated.  It was a beautiful movie.  Both to look at and how it made me feel.  I am having trouble to think of how to best describe it because it is not a movie about things happening so much as it is about people.  Or a person.  About a girl who had become so used to being overlooked and accepting whatever little was offered to her that when life opens up and offers her more she gets to discover the joy and freedom of just having choices in life.  It was a quiet movie with no villains, no huge problems, no grand adversity to overcome other than just being an immigrant in a foreign land.  It was beautiful because it was well acted, it was well shot, and it crafted characters and experiences I cared about.  The romance was appealing… I loved everything about it and Saoirse Ronan carried most of the weight.  This is the 3rd time I have thought about posting her because I have seen her in things before and been taken with just how good she was.  It never worked out those times.  I don’t know why.  I probably went looking for pictures, gave up, and my mind moved on.  Or my mind just moved on by the next day.  She is really very good though, I loved her in this role.  Today I want to fuck Saoirse Ronan.

I started saving pictures of Alicia Vikander back in May.  I did this because she was in Ex Machina which I planned to see but hadn’t actually gotten around to seeing.  People told me I’d like the movie and it seemed like I might.  I also began to see her, on the poster, at red carpets, and I realized I was going to like her.  Basically, I started saving pictures of her because I knew she was beautiful enough that there was a real chance I’d find myself very into her once I actually saw her in something.  I am very into Alicia Vikander.  Ex Machina was not a perfect movie but I really liked it.  It is something I am still thinking about and it had my brain rolling the entire time, which is a good thing.  I like that.  The performances were largely what made the movie because there weren’t really surprises in this movie but everyone was so compelling.  She was very compelling, impressive given the amount of special effects she was draped in.  So she is talented and gorgeous.  I like that combo usually.  I like it right now.  So today I want to fuck Alicia Vikander.