Today is a snow day guys and I am so damn excited.  Now, I realize there are people who don’t like the snow.  That’s fine, everyone is different.  For example in this case I am right and you are wrong.  It’s how we’re different.  Differences are what make the world beautiful so you be the joyless, soulless creature you are while I go out and make snowmen.  I am going to make so many damn snowmen you guys.  I already have my boots and hats and gloves and scarf laid out by the front door.  I just need more snow.  And to decide between my superman hat and my Washington Capitals hat. I want the other kids to think my hat is cool.  Anyway, Natalie Dormer is here but I can’t think of any snow related reason.  I tried, trust me, the best I could get what the air of coolness that surrounds her.  Natalie Dormer is cool.  It’s a reach though.  What it did have me realize though is I think Natalie Dormer should be the new Han Solo.  Now, I know it’s a bit of a reach and all but just google Natalie Dormer smiling and you’ll see she possesses a lot of innate Han Soloness.  Or you know, just have her be his kid.  I mean I know he has a kid but let’s be honest, the dude flies around the galaxy from place to place and it was recently revealed there wasn’t even a kitchen in the Millennium Falcon until he got married.  I want to point out that means for years he and Chewie were flying around and living off of basically gas station food and drive thru fair.  You know he’s the kind of guy who would hook up with a girl and then maybe see if she could do his laundry or something before he left.  I mean, Chewie crashing on the couch, her wondering what she was thinking the next day.  I can see it.  There has to be one or two little Solos he doesn’t know about.  None of that is what is important though, what is important is it is snowing and I think Natalie Dormer is ridiculously cool and sexy.  So today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.