Scarlett Johansson has come up a lot recently in the periphery of my life.  Now there are two ways to look at this, either it’s because she is one of the biggest movie stars in the world and thus pop culture will dictate that if you are connected to the world around you that Scarlett Johansson will probably get mentioned, or show up in something, or get reblogged on tumblr or whatever.  Especially when she is in a movie that is set to be released this week.  Or you can take it as a sign.  I will leave it up to you to decide, I am not tell you what to think, so if you want to believe in signs I won’t stop you.  I’ll quietly mock you but I won’t stop you.  Anyway, Hail Caesar is headed out this week and it is seems to be one of those made for me movies.  The Cohen are among my favorite if not favorite directors working, it’s about old Hollywood, Scarlett Johansson will wear clothing from the 1950’s.  These are all things I love.  So today someone was just talking about her in a conversation I was not part of (what I heard was, “What was that black and white movie with Scarlett Johansson and Billy Bob Thornburg”.  I didn’t correct anyone) it was enough to get my brain obsessing about her.  And how beautiful she is.  It’s been 15 years now that I have been crushing on Scarlett Johansson, which is a really long time.  But she is so pretty.  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

Here is Pixie Lott because today is my friend Katherine’s Birthday. You may not get that connection but you’re not me.  Or Katherine.  So let’s not go around trying to make everything about you, ok?  It’s her birthday not yours.  Unless it’s also your birthday then uh.. happy birthday but this still isn’t about you.  Anyway, Pixie Lott always makes me think of her because she is the reason I know Pixie Lott exists.  Also just because blonde, English and uh.. I dunno, she just does.  Friends are important.  We are lucky to have them, I am lucky to have a friend like Katherine so I want to wish her happy birthday and in her honor I am posting Pixie Lott.  Because I am just a giver.  That’s right, I am willing to lust after the incredibly attractive blonde pop star because I am such a good person.  I’ll come out and say it, I’m basically the Ghandi of being willing to sleep with celebrities.  Happy Birthday, Katherine.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

The SAG Awards were last night and Alicia Vikander won.  It was actually hard to choose today because there were quite a few good looks out there last night.  When I saw Alicia last night though I thought, “She’s probably won”.  I shared this thought and yes, it was pointed out to me that her gown was shiny.  It is shiny.  I also think it is gorgeous.  I happen to like the boldness of the color blocks and the cut of it is sleek and sexy.  So there, it’s not just because it’s shiny.  She looked great and she won and her speech was wonderful because my favorite thing about people winning things is when they get emotional.  Be prepared for me to complain when the Oscars arrive about how little time they give the unknown winners to thank people.  I’d much rather watch the woman who wins for costume design enjoy one of the greatest moments of her life than see a little bit more canned banter from A list stars or whatever horrible version of Oscar Nominated songs they do this year.  So the capper really was seeing her win.  I like seeing people happy.  So she was beautiful and happy and full of emotion.  Good for her.  Today I want to fuck Alicia Vikander.

I watched Kingsman last night.  There is an after colon subtitle but I am not going to look it up because I’ll be honest, I am a little tired of after colon subtitles.  Anyway, I watched it because I couldn’t sleep and people had told me it was good.  I didn’t believe them but they did tell me that.  It just looked painfully dumb in the trailers I saw.  Anyway, it ended up not being terrible.  Quite the opposite.  It reminded me of 1970’s Bond movies in the best ways while never feeling anything but modern.  I dug it.  Among the people in it was Sophie Cookson.  I guess that doesn’t sound like high praise but I didn’t have a great transition there.  She was pretty, I liked her though her role was a little thin.  Still, well dressed and proper English lady, that’s something I can get behind.  She was pretty.  She was a super spy.  Apparently she hasn’t really been in much, her IMDB is mighty tiny so hopefully we’ll see more of her.  Today I want to fuck Sophie Cookson.

In a weird bit of coincidence I was talking about Silje Norendal yesterday.  For some reason she just came up in conversation with @she-goes-to-eleven  who I was certain wouldn’t have heard of her and had not but her reaction was like mine initially which was, “Wow, that girl is beautiful”.  It was a fun little trip down memory lane but is not why Silje Norendal is here today.  No, she is here because I remembered in the back of my mind the X Games were starting soon so I said, “Oh, I should see when they start”.  Well, they started yesterday.  So I said, “Well, let’s see what’s on”.  So I turn it on and get to see the very first competitor starting her run for the Women’s Slopestyle finals.  Which means Silje Norendal was minutes away from my screen.  Now, when I started this post, I didn’t know who was going to win because it was just starting.  It just is that hard to find pictures of athletes, honestly.  It isn’t like there is nothing of her but she doesn’t exactly show up on the red carpet.  Spoilers, she didn’t make it to the podium.  I had high hopes with her final run but it just didn’t happen. I am still blown away though, she won gold the three previous years and the truth is being among the best in the world at something you do is mind blowing.  Just mind blowing.  The things she can do on a snowboard take my breath away.  Then I see her face and that has the same effect.  It’s honestly mind blowing to me the combination of talent and beauty.  So she is here.  Because she is amazing.  Today I want to fuck Silje Norendal.

Here is Anne Hathaway cause she was at an art show opening and I thought she looked really good.  As a matter of fact, I was looking at pictures of it and paused and said, “Wait, isn’t she pregnant”.  Of course she is, but I realized I had gone through a few and not even noticed.  Good dress I guess if the goal was to not draw attention to the baby bump.  Anyway, it is nice to get to post her.  I have always felt like I haven’t posted her enough.  Not because the world is clamoring for posts of her necessarily (if it is it hasn’t sent me any messages about it) but because there was a point where I was intensely attracted to Anne Hathaway.  It was just years before I started this blog.  So for girls that fall into that category it always feels like they have been cheated.  I mean, that sounds ego maniacal I am sure, I don’t mean they’re upset, more that my blog isn’t entirely representative of how I have felt or feel about certain celebrities.  Or you know, things that matter to me and no one else.  Anyway, she looked nice, she often looks nice.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Here is Hayley Atwell cause Agent Carter was on last night and you should get used to this. So far this season hasn’t been quite as magical as last year but I am enjoying it so far!  A big part is just because the cast is so much fun.  Hayley Atwell is amazing and as I have stated before I am totally head over heels for Peggy Carter.  So Hayley is here today because it’s going to be hard for her to not show up on Wednesdays.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

There are versions of the Superman mythos where the S on the Chest is not just the family crest for the House of El, it is also the Kryptonian word for hope if you look at it the right way. That can be a little on the nose, sure, but it is a good way to write about what is great about the family of characters surrounding it. It is something the current show Supergirl seems to understand and has embraced in a way that a lot of DC media has not.  It is why I like it. Last night’s episode certainly seemed to get the importance of hope, the importance of not giving up and continuing to try.  I could go into a lot here about why superheroes meant so much to me as a kid, why I really needed them, but I won’t.  I’ll just say I am glad it is something that is still out there.  Today I want to fuck Melissa Benoist.

I watched the latest Mad Max and to be honest I was expecting to post Charlize Theron but watching it I found myself wondering who the pregnant woman was because she was beautiful.  Well, duh, it was Rosie Huntington-Whiteley who is yes, known for being beautiful.  I know lots of people have found her so and obviously there are much bigger fans of her than me, given I didn’t recognize her.  Unfortunately that’s the thing with models, some catch you some don’t and the ones that don’t kind of fade into a blur of largely blond white women.  So like, if you asked me who Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is I could tell you all about Victoria’s Secret and stuff but apparently you put her in a post apocalyptic future and I can’t pick her out of a truck full of female sex slaves.  Which, by the way, I dug the movie and while I already knew MRAs were ridiculous the fact that they were up in arms about this is extra ridiculous.  I mean, basically they are claiming it’s feminist propaganda because it’s… anti slavery by despotic rulers?  Does that mean MRAs are pro slavery and anti-democracy?  Cause… that’s kinda the only conclusion I can come to.  Whoops, guys, you’re sad, sad, juvenile rage at the fact that you can’t get every single thing you want in life exactly when and how you want it is showing.  Anyway, the movie was good (good is an understatement.  The last half and hour is among the best things I have ever seen in an action movie.  Go see it if you haven’t), Rosie was very attractive and so she is here.  Today I want to fuck Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Here is Mary Elizabeth Winstead because I love Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  She is apparently at Sundance this weekend which is good news because it means she is in a movie that is playing at Sundance.  Now, that isn’t a guarantee that it will be good but I do like her a lot and her choices in indie movies have been pretty solid in the past few years, so it gives me hope.  Also it means pictures of her.  I am always a fan of that because she is just so beautiful.  I tend to like the Sundance aesthetic as well when it comes to fashion.  It’s this mix of looking nice while remaining practical.  You know, you can’t go strapless full gown because it’s January in the mountains and there is often snow and whatever else, so it’s like, how can I look good but at the same time keep warm and not worry about getting road salt on my clothes?  It ends up looking good.  Of course, she always looks good.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.