Scarlett Johansson has come up a lot recently in the periphery of my life.  Now there are two ways to look at this, either it’s because she is one of the biggest movie stars in the world and thus pop culture will dictate that if you are connected to the world around you that Scarlett Johansson will probably get mentioned, or show up in something, or get reblogged on tumblr or whatever.  Especially when she is in a movie that is set to be released this week.  Or you can take it as a sign.  I will leave it up to you to decide, I am not tell you what to think, so if you want to believe in signs I won’t stop you.  I’ll quietly mock you but I won’t stop you.  Anyway, Hail Caesar is headed out this week and it is seems to be one of those made for me movies.  The Cohen are among my favorite if not favorite directors working, it’s about old Hollywood, Scarlett Johansson will wear clothing from the 1950’s.  These are all things I love.  So today someone was just talking about her in a conversation I was not part of (what I heard was, “What was that black and white movie with Scarlett Johansson and Billy Bob Thornburg”.  I didn’t correct anyone) it was enough to get my brain obsessing about her.  And how beautiful she is.  It’s been 15 years now that I have been crushing on Scarlett Johansson, which is a really long time.  But she is so pretty.  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.