Here is Pixie Lott because today is my friend Katherine’s Birthday. You may not get that connection but you’re not me.  Or Katherine.  So let’s not go around trying to make everything about you, ok?  It’s her birthday not yours.  Unless it’s also your birthday then uh.. happy birthday but this still isn’t about you.  Anyway, Pixie Lott always makes me think of her because she is the reason I know Pixie Lott exists.  Also just because blonde, English and uh.. I dunno, she just does.  Friends are important.  We are lucky to have them, I am lucky to have a friend like Katherine so I want to wish her happy birthday and in her honor I am posting Pixie Lott.  Because I am just a giver.  That’s right, I am willing to lust after the incredibly attractive blonde pop star because I am such a good person.  I’ll come out and say it, I’m basically the Ghandi of being willing to sleep with celebrities.  Happy Birthday, Katherine.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.