Tag: Pixie Lott

Hey guys, here is Pixie Lott because she performed at Brighton Pride. Great for her. I like the little rainbow heart she drew on her chest. Nice touch. But you know, hearts aside, she’s basically here because she’s beautiful. She is just one of those people who is so pretty it’s kind of ridiculous. I am biased of course because everyone knows I love blonde British girls. By everyone I mean like maybe 1-2 people who actually read this far. But I guess I could say everyone important. Anyway, what can I say, blonde British girls are the best and some days that just needs to be said. So here she is performing at various things. Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

I am posting Pixie Lott because she wore a polka dot dress to… something having to do with the Voice Kids. Which, I haven’t looked this up but using my incredible powers of deductive reasoning, I assume is like Voice but for kids. Don’t worry if you didn’t know that. I am actually quite smart so I can see things others don’t. Anyway, she looked good and besides everyone knows my type is blonde British women who love polka dots. It’s a well documented science fact. So I am posting here because I have to. Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Here is Pixie Lott cause she was at a show at Paris Fashion Week and she looked quite good on account of that being her thing in general. Looking good. Also she’s here because it’s my friends @wildflagsure birthday and she thinks Pixie Lott is almost as attractive as a body slam, which might seem like a weird turn of phrase but I am not having a stroke, she just is really into professional wrestling. Really. Anyway, she finds Pixie Lott attractive and I can’t say she’s wrong. So drop her a line and say Happy Birthday. And enjoy these pictures of pretty, pretty Pixie Lott. Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

I went back and forth on who to post yesterday.  Between Jessica Chastain and Pixie Lott and it was a hard decision but I never feel like choosing Jessica Chastain was the wrong one.  That said Pixie Lott’s dress would not leave my mind because god damn that is a hell of a gown.  I was not alone.  Both @wildflagsure and @she-goes-to-eleven pretty heavily implied I chose wrong.  They are wrong, I did not but I got their point.  Pixie Lott looked amazing at the Fashion Awards.  Amazing enough that a day later I am still thinking about that dress.  So here she is.  She just looked great.  Extra great really because she is a person who always looks almost too good to be true.  Too pretty in every situation.  And this was like next level on that.  So today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

When I was in about 3rd or 4th grade, pretty much every boy in school had some poster of a car on their wall.  It was always a Lamborghini or a Ferrari.  I think.  I am pretty sure because I remember overhearing guys having debates over which was better.  The really daring guys (or guys with permissive parents I guess) had ones with a girl in a bikini or something laying across the hood or whatever.  I never had one of these posters because I never really got it.  We couldn’t drive and in retrospect knew literally nothing about driving.  I get that supercars look cool and are some kind of guy thing but I think it was actually just the fact that conspicuous consumption was the coolest thing possible in the 1980’s.  It’s like the whole country was that trashy Nouveau riche trophy wife who didn’t get that making everything gold is not classy at all.  And if you keep telling people it’s classy that’s completely unclassy.  The entire decade was basically that.  So I’d see the posters and be like, “Cool”.  But if it didn’t transform into something other than a car I didn’t see the point.  I wasn’t allowed to have posters at all actually because they would mess up the wall paper.  So maybe I never got it cause I don’t come from poster people.  Anyway, Pixie Lott was at some sort of Ferrari thing last night that involved her wearing red leather and it made me think of those old posters. Like I can appreciate Pixie Lott standing in front of a nice car.  I am glad she’s not laying on the hood because I’d have to wonder why.  It doesn’t strike me as a comfortable place to be.  But then, I have my questions about a red leather dress’ comfort as well.  I am wearing sweats right now.  Again, we weren’t poster people so maybe I don’t get it.  She looked good though so here she is because today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

So the ITV Gala was last night and that’s a thing that I know exists because I saw the words together.  Of course, as an American I am going to post about it because if there is one things Americans are passionate about it’s British TV networks and the events surrounding them even though we don’t know which shows come from that Network and which ones are from the BBC and if there are other British Networks.  There must be, right?  There can’t just be two channels.  Maybe there are.  There were only 5 channels when I was a kid, or well 7 but two were these really weird UHF outliers and I am not sure what they even put on the air when cartoons were over.  But my point is since England is a lot smaller maybe those are the only channels they could fit.  That can’t be right can it?  Well, the notoriously savvy Brits who follow me will no doubt pipe up to help me out with useful facts about their television and maybe to explain to me that Guy Fawkes night is not a mispronunciation of Halloween again but actually a whole separate thing.  Anyway, multiple people looked good but Pixie Lott looked the best.  Looking good seems to come easy to her in general. Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Here is Pixie Lott because she performed at the Manchester Pride… I dunno what it was.  Festival, Parade, Celebration.  I don’t know the nomenclature and I am too much of a pedant to want to get it wrong so I will say it was about Pride and that’s a good thing and leave it at that.  Anyway, she was there and she looked pretty because that’s what she does, though I am not sure how I feel about the high waisted jeans.  Like high waisted pants aren’t really a look I think should come back but for some reason no one consults me.  What I will say is this, watch some movie from the early 90’s about teenagers.  Not one of the famous ones that blinds you with it being epic and where everyone was ultra stylish (so you know, not Clueless) and you’ll realize all the teenage girls look like they are 30.  It’s not because of the typical Hollywood casting, it’s because of the high waisted pants.  They are all wearing mom jeans cause that was a thing in 1991 and it just looks wrong.  So what I am saying is, unless you want that fate for you and your friends when people see pictures of you in 20 years, well, this is a trend you should resist.  Just warning you.  Anyway, as a result I didn’t post the pictures of her on stage, instead here are a few random pictures of her where she also looks pretty, because that’s what she does.  So I am posting her on account of prettiness mixed with my weakness for British Blondes.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Pixie Lott did what was honestly a pretty weird photoshoot for Wonderland Magazine but it’s weird in a good way, which is why I am posting her.  I have a hard time coming up with things to say about Pixie pretty often because liking her boils down basically to her being really, really pretty.  Like the kind of pretty where I see her in pictures and I am always like, “wow, she’s so pretty”.  So I decided to count how many times I have used the word “pretty” in posts about Pixie Lott. The answer is 44 times in 26 posts.  Well, this is post 27 and now I have said pretty 49 times.  I guess I think she’s pretty.  That makes an even 50.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Pictures of Pixie Lott surfaced of her performing over the weekend at a place called Gay Heaven and it was like a light bulb went off in my head.  My dear friend @wildflagsure is always talking about how badly she wants to take Pixie Lott to “Gay Heaven” and all this time I thought it was some euphemism.  But of course it’s not, she just wants to take Pixie Lott to some club in London so they can be gal pals and maybe a roommate or something at some point to snuggle with and um… talk about boys probably.  You know, typical gal pal stuff.  All this time I thought she was making a sex joke and it confused me because I doubt Pixie Lott can even do a Fisherman Suplex.  Anyway, I thought Pixie looked good on stage and I would be pals with her but also I think she’s pretty hot.  So for me at least today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

I know I just posted Pixie Lott the other day but this is kismet if kismet means what I think it does.  I am suddenly really worried it may not, it’s a strange bout of vocabulary insecurity.  I could look it up but looking up words is for losers guys.  Sorry if that offends you but it’s true.  So this is kismet or perhaps some other quirky word that means what I think kismet means at the moment.  See, Pixie Lott was at a Lost in Space Anniversary.  Which is strange because I used to watch reruns as a kid and I don’t remember her being in them but man, she looks fantastic for a woman who has to be at least in her 60’s then.  And so fate played a hand in her coming to my attention because first, I just reblogged a picture of the Landover Mall yesterday with a boring story about the time I went there to see the Lost in Space remake movie, which is pretty strange because how often do any of us think about Lost in Space?  I mean, be honest, do you ever?  I don’t.  On top of that, fate then put Pixie Lott in just an amazing dress. That pink dress with her current hair and just… my god.  It’s perfect.  So, as you can see, I have to post her again.  It is kismet after all or some other word that means what I think kismet means.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.