Tag: Pixie Lott

Here is Pixie Lott because she’s really pretty.  Over the weekend she sang at halftime during a game and… the pictures stuck with me.  I guess I am warming up to the pink hair.  Or I think she looks good in a jersey.  Or as a friend joked, I am really into gambling.  Which was a joke I needed explained to me on account of not being British but, hey, I get it now.  I get jokes guys!  Anyway, for whatever reason I liked how she looked (Maybe I am just nostalgic for seeing her perform, that used to be the only kind of pictures of her I saw, now I never see them).  Anyway, here she is to brighten up a rainy day.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Pixie Lott has pink hair which is a bit odd for me.  See, Pink Hair is a thing I am supposed to love and by those who know me personally is one of my “things”. Like, we’re talking since before Tumblr exists.  Before social media was a thing. Back to high school kind of thing.  But… I don’t think I quite like it on Pixie Lott.  I don’t hate it or anything, it just doesn’t’ look quite right to me.  Which is strange because my typical reaction to Pixie Lott is that she is so pretty she can’t be real.  And I think maybe that is part of this, we have this thing where when someone is really pretty, or pretty in a certain way (I have noticed a good smile leads to this), we consider them a natural beauty.  As opposed I guess to an unnatural beauty?  An infernal beauty?  A supernatural beauty?  There are so many things that are not natural I am not sure what this natural beauty is set up to be a comparison against.  And i realize that might be why my brain is rebelling,t he pink seems a little wrong because Pixie Lott is a “natural beauty” in the recesses of my brain.  The problem with this is of course that the idea of natural beauty is one of the biggest pieces of horseshit out there.  I mean, she’s almost always wearing make up.  I bet she puts at least a few minutes thought into what she’s wearing, you can tell because her shoes always match each other.  If she just stumbled outside and it all fell together you know she’d be wearing two difference shoes at least once.  And, well let me preface this with saying I cannot know for certain, all knowledge is just human opinion, yadda yadda yadda, but I am going to go out on a limb and say I am 99.9% certain that even when she is blonde she does something to her hair.  I just have huge doubts that she literally rolls out of bed with her hair looking like that.  None of that changes that my brain is like, “I dunno about this pink hair. Doesn’t quite look right.  Looks… unnatural”.  It’s just dumb, pink occurs in nature all the time.  Like with uh… cotton candy.  Fuck.  Well, you get my point. Anyway, she is beautiful and so I am posting her cause even with the pink hair I saw some pics of her leaving various British thing (British Celebrities are always leaving or arriving at TV shows or radio shows) and she looked amazing.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Pixie Lott was at the opening of a West End Musical last night and… so now she’s here.  Sometimes I feel like I don’t have a ton to say about her because when I post her it tends to boil down to gosh she’s pretty.  Like, that’s the entire motivation and it tends to be all I have to say.  So here she is cause gosh she’s pretty.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Hey everybody, it’s my dear friend Katherine’s birthday which is a really important day cause I am really glad she was born.  Now, she doesn’t have a tumblr (though she will read this) so I can’t link you a place and demand you send her birthday wishes but like.. mentally do so.  Maybe she’ll get them?  I mean, I’m kind of an expert on England because I real a lot of Captain Britain comics when I was a kid and I know it’s imbued with lots of fairy magic so it seems reasonable that maybe all people in England have magical powers?  Maybe it’s one of hers.  I mean, it would just make sense, British people are so emotive anyway, right?  That’s uh… well, I can’t figure out a way to make that sound even remotely accurate so here is Pixie Lott, who is magically beautiful and also her name is Pixie, which is kind of like a fairy but not really.  It’s all very confusing because of those Victorians and their need to tie everything together because they deeply wanted to believe that legends had some root in factual history.  Wow, this was in real danger of getting side tracked again because of my love of showing how smart I am folklore and history.  Anyway, I wouldn’t even know who Pixie Lott is if it were not for Katherine and both are among my favorite sort of thing, blonde British women with Birthdays in the past week.  So here is Pixie Lott and happy birthday Katherine.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

The Fashion Awards in London happened and that’s good for me cause I like fashion and… well, not all things British but most things British.  I mean, King George can kiss my ass, but otherwise I am generally a fan.  Anyway, Pixie Lott was there and she looked like a princess.  In a good way.  I mean, she was wearing a tiara, so that probably helped but you know, in general she just has a magical princess vibe about her sometimes.  Probably because she’s just really pretty.  I think so at least.  You can disagree but then I’ll probably lump you in with King George and guys, for real, he has the whitest songs in Hamilton. Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

So the UK is going through some sort of heatwave from what I am picking up on internet chatter.  Not news sites of course, I mean, I’m not going to trust big weather and their pro weather agenda.  If they had their way we’d be lead to believe everything is weather and it’s always some “temperature” outside and clouds aren’t made of cotton balls and fairy dreams.  Anyway, I saw one person complain it’s gotten as hot as 30 C during this monstrous heatwave, or as we call it here in America where I live, cooler than it’s been since May.  I am tempted to make fun of Brits here but given I have British friends and quite care about some of them I’d rather not alienate them.  Besides, I realize if you are under 30 and live in the UK this could actually be the first time you’ve seen the sun and your instinct might be to throw rocks at it and try to kill it.  It’s scary, a world with colors other than gray.  Anyway, I hope you guys find a way to cool off.  I’d suggest Iced Tea but you guys love to mock Americans for that, so you know, don’t have a cool refreshing beverage during your “massive” heat wave.  Pixie Lott continues to be out and about in the heat these days and I do appreciate her doing a play so I get to see what she wears every day.  And yeah, I have noticed a lot of shorts, again because of the heatwave.  This is great because I love the variety of outfits.  So she’s here because I keep thinking about posting her because most days i get shots of her arriving and shots of her leaving.  I am pro these things.  Also, pun about her being hot and the heatwave.  Make your own, it’s participatory.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Pixie Lott is doing a stage version of Breakfast at Tiffany’s in London and has been for a good while now.  I am not a theater critic and I haven’t been to see it so those are two serious strikes against my ability to offer an opinion on this.  I am strongly in favor of this play though.  It has lead to a Pixie Lott fashion parade of unparalleled proportions.  Basically, every day we get to see her leaving the production or an after party or a press whatever.  I am a fan because Pixie Lott often wears nice clothing.  On top of that she is just really, really pretty.  I had to look to see if I had posted any of this stuff before because I had thought about it a lot.  It turns out I hadn’t.  I am a little surprised because she looks great.  Anyway, here she is because today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

So, I didn’t like, plan on posting Pixie Lott twice in one week.  I didn’t even wake up today going, you know what I should, do, I should get online and post the same British celebrity who is frankly almost unknown in my country twice in the same week.  I also don’t really like paparazzi shots, they seem intrusive and weird.  And yet here we are.  Because a bunch of pictures of Pixie Lott walking around showed up because that’s how England works, a photographed behind every bush and a crumpet on every table.  I assume on the second part, the first part is definitely true.  And I was looking and good lord Pixie Lott is just so pretty.  Like… it’s what I always say but I can’t help it, she is just so damn pretty.  It’s the first thing that crosses my mind anytime I see her.  So here she is, again, because today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Here is Pixie Lott because I have a thing for blonde British Girls.  Why is this a thing?  I dunno, maybe because they are so charming and desirable.  Usually I’d make a joke about the fault in logic I just committed there but I can’t remember the word because I am tired.  I have been trying to get my sleep right and somehow it’s just not working.  Stupid brain.  Well, here Pixie Lott is because she is very pretty and also blonde and British.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Here is Pixie Lott because Pixie Lott is very pretty.  This is my line of reasoning most times I post her and I don’t really know what else to say about her.  She is a special kind of pretty.  At least for me.  Like… I see lots of pictures of lots of pretty girls because I have a blog where I post pictures and also frankly some of you guys following me are pretty remarkable as well, so I see lots of pretty girls in pictures every day.  Pixie Lott is one of the few that every time I see her I pause and am just like, “Wow, she’s pretty”.  Just something special about her I guess.  Which would explain why she has shown up as many times as she has but also why she doesn’t show up that often.  Like, the only hook for me really is how pretty she is and usually I have something else that causes someone to get posted, something I have seen or heard or a facet of their personality.  So she doesn’t show up more often because like… if it wasn’t for pictures I would forget she existed.  But she shows up as often as she does because she is so pretty that even without a hook sometimes I see pictures and it’s like… I have to post her.  So here she is today because she’s been around for London Fashion Week.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.