Hey everybody, it’s my dear friend Katherine’s birthday which is a really important day cause I am really glad she was born.  Now, she doesn’t have a tumblr (though she will read this) so I can’t link you a place and demand you send her birthday wishes but like.. mentally do so.  Maybe she’ll get them?  I mean, I’m kind of an expert on England because I real a lot of Captain Britain comics when I was a kid and I know it’s imbued with lots of fairy magic so it seems reasonable that maybe all people in England have magical powers?  Maybe it’s one of hers.  I mean, it would just make sense, British people are so emotive anyway, right?  That’s uh… well, I can’t figure out a way to make that sound even remotely accurate so here is Pixie Lott, who is magically beautiful and also her name is Pixie, which is kind of like a fairy but not really.  It’s all very confusing because of those Victorians and their need to tie everything together because they deeply wanted to believe that legends had some root in factual history.  Wow, this was in real danger of getting side tracked again because of my love of showing how smart I am folklore and history.  Anyway, I wouldn’t even know who Pixie Lott is if it were not for Katherine and both are among my favorite sort of thing, blonde British women with Birthdays in the past week.  So here is Pixie Lott and happy birthday Katherine.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.