The Fashion Awards in London happened and that’s good for me cause I like fashion and… well, not all things British but most things British.  I mean, King George can kiss my ass, but otherwise I am generally a fan.  Anyway, Pixie Lott was there and she looked like a princess.  In a good way.  I mean, she was wearing a tiara, so that probably helped but you know, in general she just has a magical princess vibe about her sometimes.  Probably because she’s just really pretty.  I think so at least.  You can disagree but then I’ll probably lump you in with King George and guys, for real, he has the whitest songs in Hamilton. Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.