Pictures of Pixie Lott surfaced of her performing over the weekend at a place called Gay Heaven and it was like a light bulb went off in my head.  My dear friend @wildflagsure is always talking about how badly she wants to take Pixie Lott to “Gay Heaven” and all this time I thought it was some euphemism.  But of course it’s not, she just wants to take Pixie Lott to some club in London so they can be gal pals and maybe a roommate or something at some point to snuggle with and um… talk about boys probably.  You know, typical gal pal stuff.  All this time I thought she was making a sex joke and it confused me because I doubt Pixie Lott can even do a Fisherman Suplex.  Anyway, I thought Pixie looked good on stage and I would be pals with her but also I think she’s pretty hot.  So for me at least today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

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