So I caught up on this weeks Riverdale (the adaptation our favorite Grocery Store Digest, “Archie and the Gang Watch a Snuff Film”) in the early hours of the morning and you know, revelations episodes of shows are never as good. This was a fine episode but it wasn’t as great as earlier ones because you have to ignore character work and instead get the plot wheels spinning but you know, it was still good.  I still enjoyed myself.  I am not sure what they are doing next week but I am working off the assumption that it will be bananas.  Anyway, late in the episode as we got to focus on Cheryl it sort of hit me that man, Madelaine Petsch is just so hot.  Like, ridiculously so.  In their creepy nuevo-Gothic maple syrup mansion that really should have the sound of bats and like chains rattling or something played on a loop to really go for the aesthetic this family is going for, watching this and seeing Madelaine Petsch dressed in dark somber colors as she always is at home, I was like, Jesus, she’s so hot! Because she is.  So I am posting her today.  Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.