Madelaine Petsch was at the premier of the new Sabrina show and she looked great. I love a girl in a good suit and Madelaine Petsch is already inclined to look very good. So I am posting her. It’s been a few days since the premier I guess but I didn’t see the pictures until now. Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.
Here is Madelaine Petsch because the MTV Movie Awards were last night and she was there and clearly I find her attractive. I guess if we want to make it thematic today she also had a video where she surprised her dad for his birthday this week, which is sweet but it maybe feels strange to tie this blog into father’s day. I dunno, I like wishing you guys Happy Halloween and Merry Christmas but you’re not my dad. You can’t tell me what to do! Anyway, the video is here if you want it. She looked good, I like sparkly pink. I dunno if her outfit was the best one of the night but I like her so I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.
Madelaine Petsch has been at a bunch of stuff this week and I really like her on account of her being attractive. But not everything she wore worked for me. A lot of it didn’t. But she also had a dress with a cape on it and I have to give some props for a cape. I realize a cape isn’t a thing that maybe everyone loves but I think if you are going to cape it up you should embrace it. A cape might not be practical but it’s a bold fashion choice. Which is why I wish she had gone bigger with the cape because once you have a cape everyone in the room should always be looking at your cape. Still, it got her here so it must have worked. Note, this works on the assumption that somehow it would be anyone’s goal to be posted here. I am rambling. She’s very pretty. Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.
So here is Madelaine Petsch because she’s hot. Which, I would point out is the third day in a row that I have posted someone with the reasoning that they are hot. What can I say, I am on a creative hot streak. I mean, some stuff happened this weekend event wise and stuff but it’s pretty slow and I am not opposed to a stretch where I just post whatever pretty girl comes to mind as opposed to whatever pretty girl shows up at a thinly veiled attempt to advertise something. The Super Bowl sorta tried this year but didn’t try as hard as it did in past years. I guess it’s harder to get celebrities to show up when it’s below zero. I don’t blame them because who cares, I assume like me everyone wishes both teams could lose. Anyway, Madelaine Petsch is pretty and her hair is red. These are facts. Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.
Well, apparently it’s a Madelaine Petsch kind of week round these parts. I didn’t even know that was a thing until yesterday but apparently it most definitely is because I was extremely tempted to post her yesterday but was so tired that I wasn’t sure if I could and then Daisy Ridley rode into the rescue to save me from hard thoughts and decision making. When I posted Madelaine Petsch earlier this week I commented on all the photoshoots and promo material and how great that was. I was excited about Riverdale. I’d love to give you my thoughts on Riverdale but I can’t because I haven’t actually watched it yet on account of my DVR not recording it. Well, it recorded it but apparently my signal broke up so I have 1 10 minute recording and then 3 5 minute recordings and I don’t think that’s right. So no Riverdale thoughts but since Monday when she last appeared, there have been two new Madelaine Petsch photoshoot and frankly she has looked amazing in them. Especially the Luca shoot, where she just was amazingly hot (I believe the quote from @she-goes-to-eleven was something along the lines of, “By the Great Maple Leaf, she looks great, eh? Hockey Tim Hortons Igloo!” That sounds right). Madelaine looked great in both but man that Luca one. So I am posting her because she is beautiful. Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.
Riverdale is back this week and that is exciting because I am looking forward to it. It really was just a highly enjoyable show for me last year. On top of that, it brings the added bonus of the full promotional weight of a show that was a surprise hit getting attention before the new season. Or in other words lots of the cast members showing up in a lot of things from videos and interviews to photoshoots. Thus Madelaine Petsch is here because she’s really pretty and brings interesting depth to what could be a stock villain character on the show. And I am looking forward to see what becomes of her this year. And she’s pretty. Which I just said. Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.
Comic Con is over but not in our hearts, right? I don’t actually know what that means but I had to start this somehow. Madelaine Petsch was there with the rest of the Riverdale cast and the entire CW and hey, she’s a very attractive redhead. Also, for whatever reason she is the most photographed cast member of the show. I don’t know why this is. I am certainly not complaining but it is a thing I have noticed. Maybe she just shows up at more things. The rest of the cast is a bunch of wall flowers I guess. It’s a shame really, thinking about all of them shyly sitting in their rooms, too sheepish to go out to parties. Man, I get it, a lot of us have been there but you guys are in your 20’s, you’re on a TV show, this is your time. You’ll regret it later, trust me. At least Madelaine is living her life and getting some attention for the show, which I should stress again was remarkably good in it’s first season. Or at least it was remarkable in how much better it was than really it every should have been. It’s also beautiful to look at and a TV show with a distinct visual style is a pretty rare treat actually. And yeah, the people tend to be beautiful to look at as well. Like Madelaine Petsch. Look at that, it all loops around and here I thought i was just hitting keys with my fingers and hoping it worked out. Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.
Here is Madelaine Petsch who happens to be very pretty. In case you didn’t know. I have been very concerned lately that people might not know stuff like that I guess because I keep bringing it up. Anyway, despite my Riverdale obsession all spring, I didn’t really expect to post anyone from the show again until the show came back because I am well aware of how my brain works. Out of sight, out of mind. But Madelaine Petsch keeps helpfully showing up at events and in photoshoots. Which is good cause it means more pictures and more of her. I just absolutely love her hair and I was having a discussion the other day about how pale skin works so much better for redheads than for almost anyone else. Though, I think anything can work if you do it right. But they seem to have an advantage there. On the other hand, it’s getting really hot here and LA is notoriously sunny, so now I am just worried about if she can ever go outside or not. I hope she has some system to hide her from the sun cause I don’t think that skin could take too much. I have gotten off track, my point is she is very pretty and so today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.
I posted yesterday about being really tired and someone commented on my post about wouldn’t I rather have a nap. And I responded along the lines of, “Why not both?” Because I have never understood people who make foolish wishes. Like, if you’re sitting around going, “God, I wish I had a nice tall glass of iced tea right now” and suddenly one pops in your hand you’re going to feel like a real jackass. Cause you could have easily wished for a Pony instead and then you’d have a pony. Instead you’re the chump who couldn’t be bothered to walk to the kitchen and now you’ve wasted your wish. So, what I am saying is I am still really tired because of course I couldn’t actually sleep again last night and my life is a mess but like… I am leaning way more towards nap today but I still wouldn’t go nap cause I can just take one of those myself. The only limitation there is logistics and self respect. Luckily I am a genius so I can work out the logistics and I have never had that much self respect anyway. So even as tired as I am today nap loses handily to Madelaine Petsch. She is basically here because she’s really easy. Having written that I immediately know how it looks. I don’t know her and I make no judgments either way, I am not some 1950’s letterman, so I don’t really use the word “easy” like that. I just meant that this is a low effort post on my part because her pictures are doing all the heavy lifting. I don’t have to write out like a list of bullet points on why it is reasonable for me to find her attractive. She’s done all the hard work. Like, really the only hurdle to this post is spelling her name. I am so tired I am paranoid I will fuck it up because I am a shitty speller to begin with but you throw in the fact that both have extra letters and well… if I did I hope she can forgive me. As for why she’s here? Cause my phone dinged to tell me Riverdale is on tonight and my mind went down a rabbit hole. Final episode. Be there or be square. Huh, maybe I am a 1950’s letterman after all. Anyway, today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.
So I caught up on this weeks Riverdale (the adaptation our favorite Grocery Store Digest, “Archie and the Gang Watch a Snuff Film”) in the early hours of the morning and you know, revelations episodes of shows are never as good. This was a fine episode but it wasn’t as great as earlier ones because you have to ignore character work and instead get the plot wheels spinning but you know, it was still good. I still enjoyed myself. I am not sure what they are doing next week but I am working off the assumption that it will be bananas. Anyway, late in the episode as we got to focus on Cheryl it sort of hit me that man, Madelaine Petsch is just so hot. Like, ridiculously so. In their creepy nuevo-Gothic maple syrup mansion that really should have the sound of bats and like chains rattling or something played on a loop to really go for the aesthetic this family is going for, watching this and seeing Madelaine Petsch dressed in dark somber colors as she always is at home, I was like, Jesus, she’s so hot! Because she is. So I am posting her today. Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.
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