I posted yesterday about being really tired and someone commented on my post about wouldn’t I rather have a nap.  And I responded along the lines of, “Why not both?”  Because I have never understood people who make foolish wishes.  Like, if you’re sitting around going, “God, I wish I had a nice tall glass of iced tea right now” and suddenly one pops in your hand you’re going to feel like a real jackass.  Cause you could have easily wished for a Pony instead and then you’d have a pony.  Instead you’re the chump who couldn’t be bothered to walk to the kitchen and now you’ve wasted your wish.  So, what I am saying is I am still really tired because of course I couldn’t actually sleep again last night and my life is a mess but like… I am leaning way more towards nap today but I still wouldn’t go nap cause I can just take one of those myself.  The only limitation there is logistics and self respect.  Luckily I am a genius so I can work out the logistics and I have never had that much self respect anyway.  So even as tired as I am today nap loses handily to Madelaine Petsch.  She is basically here because she’s really easy.  Having written that I immediately know how it looks.  I don’t know her and I make no judgments either way, I am not some 1950’s letterman, so I don’t really use the word “easy” like that. I just meant that this is a low effort post on my part because her pictures are doing all the heavy lifting.  I don’t have to write out like a list of bullet points on why it is reasonable for me to find her attractive.  She’s done all the hard work.  Like, really the only hurdle to this post is spelling her name.  I am so tired I am paranoid I will fuck it up because I am a shitty speller to begin with but you throw in the fact that both have extra letters and well… if I did I hope she can forgive me.  As for why she’s here?  Cause my phone dinged to tell me Riverdale is on tonight and my mind went down a rabbit hole.  Final episode.  Be there or be square.  Huh, maybe I am a 1950’s letterman after all.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.