Bear with me guys, I have been up since 3 AM for reasons that can be best described as my brain is an asshole who hates me.  I swear, I am so close to retaliating by stabbing it with a q-tip you don’t even know.  Anyway, the disadvantage to being up for 8 hours at 11 AM is that it is approaching mid day and suddenly I am starting to feel my tiredness.  So this could be loopy, I misspelled know by adding an e to the end of it and I had to look at it for a good 10 seconds before I figured out why that red line was there.  My work won’t suffer at all today I am sure.  There are advantages to being this tired though.  I used to write a lot in my youth after being up for 50 hours straight and so on. Looking back at them they read like the deranged ravings of a lunatic or at least a deeply insecure and depressed 20-something.  Everyone else seemed to think they were really, really entertaining though.  So good news, you might be entertained by this.  Better news, if you make sarcastic comments about liking it I will be too tired to detect the sarcasm.  Best news, I sometimes feel like I am at my purest while this tired.  The truest me.  Like, I am too tired to put in any sort of effort in the falsities and masks we cover ourselves in in the performative art that is life and how we present ourselves to others.  So I can tell you quite honestly I have no idea why Priyanka Chopra is here today other than she popped into my head.  I guess with my defenses down my brain went to her because she’s really hot.  So hey, that’s simple.  Priyanka Chopra is here because she’s hot.  She’s here because today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.