Tag: Madelaine Petsch

Sorry this is late guys, real life stuff.  Late last night I caught up on Riverdale and yes, I still love the show.  It’s epic and crazy and fantastic and I am just ready for next season to crash and burn because how do you keep up this level of insane?  I have no idea but at least mixed in with that we have talented beautiful people to look at.  Madelaine Petsch looked amazing in this episode. Just like… some sort of venomous creature.  You know she’s dangerous and will destroy you but you can’t look away because nature has given her some ridiculous level of beauty that demands the eyes until it’s just too late, you’re dead.  Also, she has nice hair.  I feel like I should point that out because my dear friend Katherine always does and I agree with her so I wanted to point that out as well.  Anyway, here is Madelaine Petsch and you know, try Riverdale if you’re into that kind of thing.  If it sounds like the off the wall nonsense you might like it is fantastic.  Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.

For a show where I just despised the pilot it’s amazing how much I am digging Riverdale (even though I want to type Archie every time).  At first my fears were that it was a dark and twisted and so boring re-imagining of the Archie Universe that would wade through my least favorite tropes in the world, including the idea that all young people are irredeemable moral reprobates corrupted by laziness and easy access to everything and the idea that somehow bleakness and negativity is profound and deep while anything with hope is shallow and facile.  I tend to hate lazy faux-intellectualism and I really hate how much people love to shit on the youth of today, and by the youth of today I mean through out history that is a thing that has always happened.  If you’d like to hear about how unambitious and lazy the generation of Julius Ceasar was I can point you towards some Roman texts.  Anyway, the show ended up not being that which was a relief but even better it has done something very few shows ever accomplish, it has mainly filled its universe with good people.  That doesn’t mean there aren’t problems and conflicts but other than some fucked up adults, these are good, well meaning human beings.  Which is a relief because that was always part of the appeal of the Archie Universe.  These were normal teenagers and like normal teenagers they might be selfish or foolish or cruel in a moment but at their core they were good people just trying to figure out life. They are good to each other and they are friends.  It’s a nice change of pace because as entertaining as it can be you’ll notice most TV dramas are populated by sociopaths and narcissists who are so selfishly motivated in their every action the world would be a horror show if reality was at all like that.  So this is why I have warmed up the Riverdale, even the mean girls are humanized and maybe they aren’t just evil engines of destruction but people desperately trying to get by.  Veronica is still the best character on the show which makes sense cause she was always the best character in the comic but I am liking what they are doing with perpetual side character and also ran Cheryl Blossom. She seemed like a typical mean girl and in many ways is but her erratic behavior as it gets fleshed out feels more real.  Sympathy for the devil I suppose.  Madelaine Petsch is might nice to look at too.  Which is nice.  So today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.