Well, it turns out Kristen Bell hosted Jimmy Kimmel Live on Thursday and I had no idea until after it happened.  Big mistake, ABC, think about the ratings this cost you by not personally contacting me to let me know.  Your ratings would have gone up by at least one person.  Anyway, thank you for everyone who let me know, it’s good to know that so many people know about the deep, meaningful one way love between Kristen Bell and I.  Though special credit to @wildflagsure because she let me know first.  Like by 12 hours or something. Anyway, I would totally be down with a Kristen Bell talk show from here out because she is, as you might expect if you have ever seen her do anything ever, a complete and total delight.  Just a ball of charm and humor and I enjoyed it, it’s like she spent the entire episode making people happy and dreams come true.  She’s a special ray of sunshine into this dark world.  And yes, one day I am going to have her babies.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.