I am so happy the Good Place is back because what a fantastic show it is. I just love every second of it. It was on again last night and I am posting Kristen Bell because at this point it should be well known that I adore Kristen Bell like no other. I feel like if you watch the show or really anything she’s been in you’d understand why I have felt this way for almost 15 years. She’s just so good at what she does. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
My beloved Kristen Bell was on WTF last week but I listened to it last night AND the Good Place is back. What an amazing Thursday. It’s be a better combination than a Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. And that’s so amazing the I am not just referencing the show but also a classic song. Anyway, she is endlessly delightful and has an impressive ability to be a bundle of joy as a human being and play just a delightful scumbag on TV. What a talent. What a human being. I used to say one day I was going to have her babies but I am getting older and the window on my having other people’s babies is just narrowing rapidly, so I will just say I think she’s great. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
So Kristen Bell looked like some sort of heavenly being at the Emmys. Just angelic and beautiful and wow I like her dress a lot. I like her a lot. I have brought this up probably once before. I am excited for the return of the Good Place next week, mildly hopeful for what new Veronica Mars might bring and I don’t have a third thing but for some reason this mini list felt like it needed three things so I am looking forward to, I dunno, there’s a Frozen 2 in the works, right? I did like Frozen a lot, we’ll go with that. Anyway, she looked great so here she is. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
Kristen Bell was at the premier of whatever Teen Titans Go movie thing is happening. I am not informed about this at all because I am not someone who ever enjoyed Teen Titans Go. It wasn’t for me. Kristen Bell is for me though and she wore a sparkly sorta tux dress thing and boy it is great. Pseudo Tuxes and actual tuxes and so on tend to be great looks for women. I always want to promote this kind of thing. Plus it’s Kristen Bell, who if you don’t know, is my favorite. So win win for me. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
The Kids’ Choice Awards were last night which is a thing I think I have literally never seen. It just… well it’s right there in the title. It’s not for me and we didn’t have cable until I was a teenager so it was basically just never for me. I was locked out of Kids Choice viewership from the beginning. But they happen. I know that. Kristen Bell was there and that’s good enough for me because I really like her. It’s a secret, I have probably never even brought it up before. Anyway, that’s it. If you watched I hope you enjoyed? I am willing to settle for just the red carpet pics. Or orange carpet I guess. You get the point. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
I have been thinking a bit about money recently and how it can be said to not be important but that’s only true if you have it. If you don’t have it tends to rule your life and control you. Hollywood loves to show us stories where people need to stop worrying about money and be happy but the people in those movies are never stressing about if they will be able to make rent this month or not. So it’s one of those things that there are more important things than money unless you don’t have enough of it at which point it’s the only thing. It’s a weird thing to bring up here but I was thinking about it in reference to Kristen Bell. Whatever you think of the Frozen Monolith it has liberated her career to the point that she can now do anything she wants. She has been open about this. She no longer works to get paid, she does what she wants because money stopped being a concern. Which sort of illustrates my point, money stopped being important because she has so much of it. It has been good for us though, because who knows if the Good Place would have her without it. In some ways, TV is still seen as a career step back, maybe she’d still be making garbage romantic comedies. I mean, I am sure she’ll still make bad movies because… well, she is really supportive of her husband. But it’s nice that we get stuff like the Good Place and when it’s done who knows what else we’ll get. It makes it basically certain if anyone ever does finance a Veronica Mars anything she’ll be down because money won’t be the issue. This is a weird rambling post but that’s ok because I am a weird rambling person and this is my blog. Kristen Bell was at the premier of a Panda movie, which again is a thing I assume she wanted to do because she loves animals and also no one is going to a Panda movie premier to get noticed. I don’t think. I mean I noticed but sadly there is like a good 60% chance at least that Kristen Bell doesn’t think of me when deciding what to do each day. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
Here is Kristen Bell because I have been catching up on the good place but also cause today is my day and I am going to make it all about me and most years that means I post Kristen Bell. She is great and I just love having her on a great show again. The Good Place is fantastic and her comedic timing is amazing and now that I think about it this show feels like it is basically for me. I mean, it makes me laugh out loud and there was an episode this season that referenced Immanuel Kant, Alan Leroy Locke, and Michel Foucault. And probably more I missed. That’s kind of like if you were designing a thing for me a big part of what it would be. A funny show with Kristen Bell that makes a ton of literary and philosophical references. I mean, I spend a lot of time contemplating the nature of good and evil and what it means to live a good life already if I am going to be honest. Which the show might be telling me is a waste of my time to a degree but either way, the show is totally for me. And I adore Kristen Bell. How can you not? If you don’t you’re just 100% wrong. Sorry. Somethings are just true. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
The Good Place is back. Well, it came back last week but I got distracted posting other things so didn’t mention it. Not this week though. There are plenty of distractions still but I am posting Kristen Bell cause The Good Place is still great. It’s just funny and surprising and seems will to turn everything on it’s head every episode. It’s pretty gutsy. And of course Kristen Bell is a giant ball of charm, charisma, and hilarity. I love her. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
Here is my beloved and beautiful Kristen Bell because this is my 2000th pick ever guys and I can’t think of anyone more appropriate to pick. She is probably my number one celebrity crush of all time. I started watching Veronica Mars in 2004 and I never waivered. And conveniently she was in a new photoshoot just a couple of days ago so it all lines up well. It’s like I have always said, it’s meant to be, one day I will have her babies. And then all of this post is what will be used in the made for TV movie that rightfully makes me look like a crazy person as I foam at the mouth and shout, “We’re meant to be together. I will have you babies”. It will be on lifetime. It won’t be good but they’ll be right to play the scary music when I show up. Anyway, as always I will give some stats because I do that on landmark posts and people @femalecelebrityoftheday and @femalecelebrityoftheday only loves it. At this point I have posted 354 different celebrities, from 25 different countries and 6 different continents because I am not into Penguins. Also there are a few made up countries in there but I don’t really count those because how do you really classify the Mushroom Kingdom? Anyway, here is a list of my top 30. There are 31 people because 30th place is a tie. Why 30? Cause I did 25 the last time I did this and it’s been more time so I should expand the list. It made sense when I took the screenshot.
So thanks for following, Kristen Bell is the best by the way. If you didn’t know. You can read any of her other 54 posts if you want more details. Or like, watch her in something. I still recommend the first season of Veronica Mars but the Good Place is pretty great too. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
So Kristen Bell was at, maybe still is at, the D23 Expo and I won’t lie, my first reaction was Christ, another event celebrating nonsense? I mean, glass houses and all, I run a pop culture blog here, after a fashion, but that was my reaction. And it’s not that Disney isn’t somehow deserving of it’s own convention but it’s starting to feel like the old thing people used to say, where if more than two people are into something there is a magazine about it. And I don’t really begrudge that but so much of it starts to feel redundant and I am like, isn’t there anything else? I guess I feel that way because I truly love Star Wars but like… there was just Star Wars celebration. Now there is Star Wars stuff going on here because it’s a Disney property now and I feel like I was hearing Star Wars news from E3 and maybe I just feel like it’s double dipping. It’s a strange thing to care about but apparently this week I have become an old crank. Oh well. Kristen Bell looked lovely though and I love her. She is amazing and the best and I did really like Frozen so hey, maybe Frozen 2 will be awesome, too. I don’t know, Disney actually doesn’t have a lot of sequel experience. Unless you could the 90’s. Which, honestly, if they want confidence in Frozen 2 they should hope we all forgot. But I have my fingers crossed. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
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