Tag: Kristen Bell

Well, it turns out Kristen Bell hosted Jimmy Kimmel Live on Thursday and I had no idea until after it happened.  Big mistake, ABC, think about the ratings this cost you by not personally contacting me to let me know.  Your ratings would have gone up by at least one person.  Anyway, thank you for everyone who let me know, it’s good to know that so many people know about the deep, meaningful one way love between Kristen Bell and I.  Though special credit to @wildflagsure because she let me know first.  Like by 12 hours or something. Anyway, I would totally be down with a Kristen Bell talk show from here out because she is, as you might expect if you have ever seen her do anything ever, a complete and total delight.  Just a ball of charm and humor and I enjoyed it, it’s like she spent the entire episode making people happy and dreams come true.  She’s a special ray of sunshine into this dark world.  And yes, one day I am going to have her babies.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Here is the beautiful and talented Kristen Bell cause she was at a screening of CHIPs.  Or CHiPs.  I can’t remember.  Look, it was a show that was immensely popular when I was a small child and at like 3 years old my friends and I used to watch it in syndication in the afternoons at our babysitter’s house because it was guys wearing sunglasses riding motorcycles so we assumed it was super cool.  I haven’t seen it since and I have my doubts about how it’s aged.  So what about making bad 80’s melodramas into comedies now?  I guess it could be good?  I have no idea, it seems like such a strange tactic to remake something with no real fanbase or love.  I guess it’s easier thank thinking of a cool new acronym.  Anyway, there were surprisingly a number of people I almost posted today but Kristen Bell won out because I love Kristen Bell, a well documented fact that will no doubt lead to a swift restraining order against me one day.  Today I want to fuck Kirsten Bell.

Here is my beloved Kristen Bell because awards season is upon us.  Officially it starts today but because Hollywood loves an excuse for a party there were all sorts of events yesterday leading up to the Globes today.  Kristen Bell was at one and I am thankful for the appearance.  I am restraining myself from making a Frozen joke given it is in the single digits outside here but it certainly is a nice treat to get to see her on a day when I am just kinda stuck here.  Maybe she’ll be at the Globes as well, I have no idea.  I feel lucky enough that she is back on my TV every week to be honest, I don’t want to be greedy.  But it is a good show, it should be recognized but maybe it’s too early.  I am rambling.  Kristen Bell is here because I love Kristen Bell and one day I am going to have her babies.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

You’ll have to forgive any mistakes here today cause I am more than a little out of it.  You guys are about to lose me to Civilization 6 and it came out at midnight and I was still up so I was like, I’ll play for just a little bit and then go to bed.  I played for lots of bits and I am dragging.  I am too old for nonsense, I am really dragging.  Last night was also a new episode of The Good Place which I watched while starting up Civ 6.  It is so nice to have Kristen Bell on my TV again every week, I had no idea how much I had missed it.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

It is so nice to have Kristen Bell on a show I look forward to again.  The show in question is the Good Place which is pretty good so far and fingers crossed it will get better given the creative team and the trajectory of their past shows.  It’s a little hard to wrap my mind around the idea of Kristen Bell being a terrible person because in reality she is the best person.  I don’t have like… evidence to back this up so much as a strong bias towards everything about her being great given the fact that one day I am going to have her babies.  One day.  Anyway, it’s on tonight and that’s worth celebrating and today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So… I had a hard time deciding today because there were probably 5 or 6 people who looked so good last night that i would be willing to put them here but at the same time no one who blew me away to a degree that I felt they could not be denied.  So in the end, when there were a lot of people who looked lovely… no one beats Kristen Bell because Kristen Bell is amazing.  Besides, it would just be embarrassing to admit I didn’t pick her when one day I have her babies.  I really just liked the cut of her dress as well, I found a few I were drawn to were longer and more flowing.  I guess the embroidery is pretty too but it’s more the shape of the skirts I like.  And she is just so great.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Here is my beloved Kristen Bell who was at the premier of her new movie Bad Moms.  Which is really all the reason I need to post her since, as we all know, all of us, even those who might want to cast
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on what is basically science fact at this point, one day I am going to have her babies.  Because she is wonderful.  I hope the movie is good but I don’t really care, whatever gets her in the spotlight.  I’m down.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So Kristen Bell was on Jimmy Kimmel the other night and I recorded it and am just now getting around to watching it because I am super cool and I have to watch something at lunch and for a second can I just say the future is awesome in some ways.  I am watching something I recorded on my TV on my phone?  People complain about flying cars but seriously, we aren’t amazed enough by our phones.  Anyway, I have so moved past late night TV because it just doesn’t compel me anymore and I don’t know why.  But hey, Kristen Bell.  I don’t need a lot of reasons to watch Kristen Bell be charming for 10 minutes.  Which I have now watched.  So here are pictures of her because I adore Kristen Bell.  And as my really old school followers know, one day I will have her babies.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Well, the day got away from me, so this post is going up late.  That’s ok, there was a lot to choose from with Cannes still going on but I am getting to post my favorite, Kristen Bell.  She was at the upfronts for NBC, so maybe she’s doing some show for NBC?  I have no idea.  I should look into that.  I just thought she looked lovely as always and I absolutely adore Kristen Bell.  So here she is because like almost every day, today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Here is my beloved Kristen Bell because someone took pictures of her at CinemaCon.  I think.  I dunno, it was for something called Off Camera and honestly Kristen Bell photoshoots are a pretty rare beast these days.  So I was thankful for it.  She looked very pretty.  I haven’t posted her in a while because again, she just doesn’t show up that much.  I guess she never did, Veronica Mars was never the smash hit it should have been.  Still, I love her and one day I will have her babies.  You’ll see.  You nay sayers who say things like, “She’s married”. “You’re nuts”, or “It’s biologically impossible” are just contrarians.  You’ll never get anything done just sitting around talking about how it can’t be done.  One day, you’ll see.  Anyway, here she is because I adore her and today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.