The Kids’ Choice Awards were last night which is a thing I think I have literally never seen. It just… well it’s right there in the title. It’s not for me and we didn’t have cable until I was a teenager so it was basically just never for me. I was locked out of Kids Choice viewership from the beginning. But they happen. I know that. Kristen Bell was there and that’s good enough for me because I really like her. It’s a secret, I have probably never even brought it up before. Anyway, that’s it. If you watched I hope you enjoyed? I am willing to settle for just the red carpet pics. Or orange carpet I guess. You get the point. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.