So the ITV Gala was last night and that’s a thing that I know exists because I saw the words together.  Of course, as an American I am going to post about it because if there is one things Americans are passionate about it’s British TV networks and the events surrounding them even though we don’t know which shows come from that Network and which ones are from the BBC and if there are other British Networks.  There must be, right?  There can’t just be two channels.  Maybe there are.  There were only 5 channels when I was a kid, or well 7 but two were these really weird UHF outliers and I am not sure what they even put on the air when cartoons were over.  But my point is since England is a lot smaller maybe those are the only channels they could fit.  That can’t be right can it?  Well, the notoriously savvy Brits who follow me will no doubt pipe up to help me out with useful facts about their television and maybe to explain to me that Guy Fawkes night is not a mispronunciation of Halloween again but actually a whole separate thing.  Anyway, multiple people looked good but Pixie Lott looked the best.  Looking good seems to come easy to her in general. Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.