Merry Christmas one and all!  Here is Candice Swanepoel for Christmas because of that first picture which, let’s be honest, anyone who knows me knows is kind of a thing for me.  The Christmas themed lingerie.  Just further proof Candice Swanepoel is obsessed with me and again trying to attract my attention.  Since it’s Christmas I am throwing her a bone and posting her, I am sure it will mean a lot to her.  That is what happened.  I am full of Christmas spirit.  Anyway, I hope everyone has a good day.  I know Christmas isn’t always happy for everyone and if you’re one of those people be strong.  You can get through this and if you need to you can send me a message, I have my phone, I’ll respond even if it takes a little bit.  Maybe pictures of a beautiful woman will take the sting away.  Marry Christmas everyone, today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Here are a bunch of pictures of Holly Willoughby because it’s Christmas Eve and she is gorgeous.  I am not sure why she feels so Christmasy to me but she does.  I mean, I know there is a Christmas Tree in some of these pictures but that aside she still kind of feels Christmasy to me.  Maybe it’s the sort of wholesome air that surrounds her.  I have talked about that before and how somehow it is a vibe she gives off no matter what.  I guess that feels like Christmas.  Also she is here because she is very pretty and I like her a lot.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I woke up thinking about Emily Ratajkowski this morning.  I think I had some sort of dream about her but I only have snippets.  It had something to do with her being in a movie.  Which is not really particularly out there dream.  Anyway, I was thinking about her when I woke up and am still thinking about her so here she is.  I happen to find her quite attractive and should have more to say than that but I don’t, my sleep is a mess and I am getting ready to travel for the holiday which is gross.  So I will leave it there. Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Here is Hannah Ray: model, photographer, entrepreneur.  When I posted her before I posted this article about what she does for a living and the career she has built for herself and I am reposting it because that article got me more things in my inbox than anything had in a very long time.  Basically people loved it and found her very impressive.  I get it, so did I, it’s why I posted it and why I posted her.  Though I would point out if you want to express that she is impressive you can cut out the middle man and just go to one of her blogs (@hannahrayninja or @captainhanski) and tell her yourself.  I mean, you don’t have to.  It could ignore her but in general compliments land a little better when you tell them to the person rather than to someone they don’t know who runs a shitty blog. Anyway, she is here again because she is still impressive and that bottom picture of her in that Vans coat has been on my mind.  It stood out to me and apparently it was in a publication recently and that made me feel smart.  Like, hey, I noticed that was great.  Clearly I am a genius of some kind.  But really it’s great and while her modeling is good I would encourage everyone to check out her photography as well, I think she’s excellent.  Um… also she has a great smile, it’s one of those smiles that seems like a whole body thing, truly joyful.  Those are always nice because they feel infectious.  Even through pictures.  I dunno, I am out of things to say because I am pretty tired.  Christmas’ approach has me busy.  Today I want to fuck Hannah Ray.

Here is Molly C Quinn because this weekend pictures of her surfaced for some magazine.  I can’t remember what.  It was kind of a reminder she exists.  I used to watch Castle early on.  I basically watched it for Natahan Fillion cause he is all kinds of great.  And he was indeed great on it but the problem with procedurals is they tend to repeat themselves quickly.  I don’t know when exactly I stopped watching but it feels like a very long time ago.  I know it’s been a while because I posted Molly well over 2 years ago and in that post I mentioned I had stopped watching a long time ago.  Anyway, as such I don’t think of Molly Quinn very often.  I am not sure why she doesn’t do other stuff.  I mean, she does but it seems limited to a lot of voice acting and stuff.  Seems like someone is sleeping on her because I found her very winning on Castle, for a limited role and a show that repeated itself I always really enjoyed her work.  And she is pretty.  Well, she was in this horror short called The Shift.  You should check that out if you haven’t cause it’s pretty cool.  I am glad she has made a return because 30 months is too long for her to be away.  Today I want to fuck Molly C Quinn.

Here is Kelly Brook on account of her extreme hotness.  Sometimes it strikes me as odd that I have posted her as many times as I can because she is not exactly a huge star, I guess maybe in her homeland she’s a bigger deal because photographers follow her everywhere.  But here in the US not as much.  I have seen plenty of things with her in them and happen to think she is very pretty but… well, I am bad at favorites in general.  I have to tell someone this at least once a week, the most common question I get from new followers is, “Who are your top X number of celebrities?”  To which I have no good answer because if I could do that I wouldn’t run this blog.  The entire point is that I am pretty indecisive, who I like best changes pretty frequently.  Plus, as my friend @wildflagsure can attest, I am a commitmentphobe.  I can’t be tied down with an actual list of favorites, it holds me back too much.  This bird you cannot chain! But the truth is only a handful of people have been posted more often than Kelly Brook on this blog.  And I don’t know why other than… high quality pics of her latest calendar came out recently and I was like wow.  And that is what seems to happen, pictures of her that are well shot and her looking hot and I guess she just clicks for me.  She is British.  Everyone knows I have a thing for that.  I can’t explain that one either.  I just do.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

Here is Candice Swanepoel because something about her most recent pictures have been calling to me.  By most recent I mean like the last 400 or so?  You know, about 2 weeks worth for her.  Maybe it’s because it got so cold last night I had to get up and get another blanket or because it rained so much the past couple of days.  Maybe I just like the way she looks in a bikini.  It’s a vast and complex mystery.  She looks good as always but something recently has just caught my eye in an extra way.  I can’t explain it.  Which is a shame since this blog is about explaining such things.  Oh well.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Now, I realize it could seem like I have been sitting on this one in my back pocket or something.  Waiting to post Daisy Ridley until the most appropriate moment.  I haven’t.  That’s not how this blog works.  The truth is Daisy Ridley has been everywhere for a little while now, you know, the marketing push and all.  I just kind of shrugged and decided she was not really my type.  Well, it turns out if you put her in Star Wars she becomes my type.  I really should have seen this coming.  It’s the middle of the night and I just got home from seeing The Force Awakens and I really liked it guys.  I am a little distrustful of my own brain because I remember when we all saw The Phantom Menace.  This feels different though.  I rewatched the original trilogy this week leading up and the thing that struck me watching them was the human moments.  There is talk about how lived in the original Star Wars trilogy was but a big element also, and they kind of go hand and hand, was that it felt inhabited by real people.  The look on Han’s face when he tries to bullshit his way through a conversation on the detention level, Luke rolling his eyes, Leia having to deal with being the only woman on in the galaxy.  This feels the same way.  Not only lived in but we have a story, no matter how fantastic, about people, not about special effects.  Suddenly the dialog feels natural even though it’s talking about bullshit made up space ship parts.  This is because the new cast is so damn good.  They are perfect.  I kind of love how great they are in this.  I can’t decide who I like the best, John Boyega or Daisy Ridley but I am leaning Ridley at the moment.  She’s fantastic.  And her character Rey is great.  I really don’t think I could be happier with the new characters.  They are prefect.   And it turns out putting Daisy Ridly in weird Star Wars sand rags and having her walk around in the desert is what does it for me.  What an oddly specific thing to be into but man she was so damn awesome.  I totally call getting to be Rey when we play Star Wars guys.  Today I want to fuck Daisy Ridley.

Here is Ophelia Overdose because there have been like… a bajillion times in recent months I have almost posted her but it hasn’t happened.  Bajillion being an accurate scientific count of how many times.  She sadly isn’t really on tumblr anymore, which is our great loss, but now and then things do pop up with her and that is always a thrill.  It takes away some pressure knowing she probably won’t read this, though. Seriously guys, I have posted multiple people at this point who have read what I have written about them and you have no idea how stressful that is.  Ophelia Overdose is of course an alt model and like all alt models that is code for a person of impressive and expansive talents.  I basically chose whatever pictures caught my eye today and it is impressive what a chameleon she is.  Also at how beautiful some of her pictures are.  Not her.  I mean she is of course attractive but the pictures themselves.  So often she and her photographer have worked together to create amazing art.  Also I chose one cause it’s very knock off Star Wars.  I guess the Turkish Star Wars of Star Wars pictures.  That’s not an insult, Turkish Star Wars is fully amazing if you’ve never seen it and she is pretty open about the fact that that is a Star Wars inspired picture.  I am going to go see it tonight, which is exciting.  I hope.  It could be bad.  Also I included a picture with lots of shoes because that seemed Christmasy at first glance.  I am not sure why.  I don’t think I am getting any shoes fro Christmas and I definitely didn’t buy anyone shoes for Christmas.  I’ll blame my dear friend Katherine for this because if I am thinking about shoes it’s like 99% her fault.  This has gotten really off track but I will bullshit and claim that’s the magic of good art, it makes you think and feel things and you don’t even know why.  Seriously though, her work is full on art, from the clothing she designs to the pictures she’s in.  Today I want to fuck Ophelia Overdose.

I watch Quantico but never get around to watching it for days on account of not much liking Quantico.  As a matter of fact as I watched today I found myself thinking, “Man, this show is so stupid”.  And as I thought that the camera panned across the room full of FBI trainees and settled on Priyanka Chopra and I thought, “Holy fuck she’s beautiful”.  Which is why I can’t see to quit Quantico.  Well, that and I am almost fascinated with seeing what crazy twist they will do this week that makes my eyes roll.  I guess this is the difference between a show being kind of stupid and a show being bad.  This show is stupid and exists in some strange world with bizarre logic but it isn’t necessarily bad.  Just dumb.  So I do find myself going back but once I am in the show it’s really more about looking at Priyanka Chopra until we get to that episodes crazy cliffhanger.  Because god damn she is beautiful.  It’s just ridiculous really.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.