I have known I was going to post Jennifer Lawrence today since I got up this morning but here it is, almost 5 PM and I am finally posting her.  The day got in the way and each time I went to post her something came up and here we are.  This is my favorite kind of thing to happen though, it makes my choice seem more pure.  More accurate.  Like, some days I post someone and 2 hours later my brain has moved on to someone else.  I can’t help it, it’s just how my brain works.  You’ll notice I already post someone different every day.  Most people start fan blogs for a certain celebrity.  Anyway, in this case it means I am right, Jennifer Lawrence is the right person because I have been thinking about her all day.  Really off and on since Sunday.  So here she is.  Enjoy.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

I got to see A Christmas Horror Story last night and that is why this post is happening.  I really quite liked it.  I have a soft spot for Christmas in general and Christmas themed horror more specifically.  Christmas has given us a few great horror movies and a whole lot of not great but highly entertaining horror movies.  So I have a soft spot for them.  I also like anthologies so I really enjoyed this movie.  It does everything I wanted it to do and more, flawlessly weaving the stories together instead of just telling a handful of separate stories with some framing device.  It was great.  I mean, I don’t think if you hate horror you should rush out and see it but this is great. So I am posting Zoe De Grand Maison who has just a fantastic name.  Looking at IMDB I realize while she is brand new to me I would imagine there is a very small group of people who are very huge fans of her given she has been on Orphan Black.  In my experience that fan base is passionate and secondary characters often get an enthusiastic following on that kind of show.  She was pretty, she was good, I liked her enough to look up who she was.  And I really liked the movie.  So today I want to fuck Zoe De Grand Maison.

Last time I posted Demi Lovato I wrote about the Jingle Balls going on everywhere and how nice she’s looked.  This is basically the same post, just a little later.  Because she seems to be one of two people performing at them this year.  And I think she’s looked pretty amazing so far.  I can’t tell you why all of a sudden Demi Lovato is doing it for me but she is definitely doing it for me.  She has looked really good.  Really, really good.  Which is why she is here again, I think she looked great again this weekend so today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

So I finally got around to reading Jessica Chastain’s piece about women in Film that set people abuzz earlier in the week.  I immediately added it to my read later pile but that pile grows faster than I can make it shrink.  I have a problem.  It should come as a surprise to no one that the piece somehow managed to surprise some people that it turns out maybe women have things just the tiniest bit harder than men.  Shocking.  Well, I will admit, some things are shocking, like she said this is the largest female crew she has ever been apart of in her current movie and that crew is 20% female.  20%.  Now, I don’t want to go into a long thing about the hypocrisy of Hollywood liberalism when it comes to the treatment of women and minorities because I kind of assume no one would read it and if you are really interested you can send me a message, I will just say it is important and I feel like Jessica Chastain has been talking about this forever.  When her star suddenly rocketed upwards a few years ago she was coy about her age.  Not because it’s improper for a lady to discuss that but because she was open about if she states her age it limits the film roles she can get.  Which isn’t at all inaccurate, she has long been my dream pick for Captain Marvel.  Every single person I tell that to immediately tells me she is too old.  Sometimes just that.  Sometimes, “oh, she’s be great but she’s too old”.  She is more than a decade younger than some of the men currently playing Marvel Superheroes.  But she’s too old.  I didn’t really start with a point, I just kind of rambled but I think I have arrived at one.  This costs us all.  The inequity in the movie industry hurts us because it limits voices.  Who knows all we might be missing but we’re missing this, we’re missing possible roles for Jessica Chastain because women are kept in a much smaller box.  We should all be upset about that because she is a supremely talented actor.  She is my favorite actor and I will see her in anything but man I would love to see her in something I have wanted to see since I was a kid.  So we lose out on things like that.  It’s a crime.  The world needs more Jessica Chastain, not less.  Because she is ridiculously talented and smart.  And yeah, she’s beautiful and I do have to end this at some point so today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So Chloe Moretz has shown up at a bunch of things recently and I think she has looked really pretty.  I guess I almost forgot that she is pretty.  She has been around for so long I guess I tend not to think about it, for me she really stands out as the amazing actress who really shouldn’t have been that good that young in things like Huge or Let Me In.  But with awards season ramping up she has looked really nice at a few things so she is here.  I do like her… I kind of wish she was in better movies these days but I like her.  So today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

So I watched this horror movie last night called Some Kind of Hate about a vengeful Ghost and… whatever, it was fine.  I don’t think I would suggest it to anyone but it was what I expected and what I was looking for in the moment and that gives it a fair amount of leeway with me.  Anyway, the hot girl in the movie was pretty attractive, enough so that I was like, “That girl is pretty hot, I wonder who she is”.  Using research skills honed from years of schooling I managed to look on IMDB and find out she is Grace Phipps.  Which sounded really familiar to me.  Familiar enough that I had to ask myself if she was really famous and I was blanking.  But I scrolled down and it turns out I looked her up a couple of months ago because she was in Tales of Halloween and I thought she was hot.  And she was in Dark Summer and I thought she was hot.  And well… going all the way back to her start it turns out I have seen her in 7 of her 15 credits.  Which is even more impressive than you think when you realize that about half her credits are one time appearances on things like CSI or Hawaii Five-0.  Like… I am sure there are people who have seen more.  She must have parents.  But I feel like I am probably in the upper echelon of number of things seen with Grace Phipps in them.  It’s notable that this is like the 4th time I have looked her up expressly because I found her attractive.  I am almost proud of myself for being so consistent.  Like yeah, I was right, I found her attractive.  Anyway, she is pretty.  Obviously.  Today I want to fuck Grace Phipps.

Bella Thorne was at the premier for The Hateful Eight and I thought she looked really good.  That’s not really all that noteworthy though as she comes from a family of pretty people and it has been her job her entire life to be pretty to some degree.  I was more excited that the Hateful Eight is coming out but it struck me really odd that she was at the premier.  This is because I was like, having a hard time imagining her as a Quentin Tarantino fan.  This of course is ridiculously stupid on many levels.  First of all, I know celebrities don’t attend film premiers based on what they are a fan of, it isn’t like she’s there because she just had to see it, it’s part of the job of being and staying famous.  Second, I have absolutely no inside knowledge of Bella Thorne’s movie tastes, she absolutely could misquote the whole Top Gun thing from True Romance all the time just like tons of people.  I think it happened though because I was like, she’s not old enough for that.  I don’t mean that in the she’s too young to see such adult fare (though I think it might be a tiny bit that) but more like… Tarantino so influenced the 90’s that it is hard to explain if you weren’t there.  And she wasn’t there.  Bella Thorne was not alive when Pulp Fiction came out.  Or for that first wave of bad movies that so, so badly wished they were Pulp Fiction.  So I think that is why.  I thought about that.  Then I felt really old.  Then I was like, let’s just focus on how pretty she is and ignore all the rest.  So here she is because man she’s pretty.  Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

I was just thinking the other day about how it’s been so long since I posted Kristen Bell.  I just thought that it would look like I am not deeply obsessed with having her babies still.  I am, she just hasn’t really shown up at all in forever.  I guess being a mother of two and all limits her already limited red carpet appearances.  I don’t know.  But then here she is showing up at something for Target.  So just like people who are too good for Walmart but still kinda wish they could shop at Walmart I will say Thank God for Target!  She is beautiful as always and I just kind of wish she was in something.  Like a movie or a show I wanted to watch or… I dunno, anything.  She is great and she is still my favorite if anyone was wondering.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Here is Anna Kendrick because I adore Anna Kendrick.  I have said in the past it doesn’t really take a lot to get me to post Anna Kendrick because once I am reminded of Anna Kendrick I remember that she is completely dreamy.  I mean yes, she’s pretty but there is so much more than that.  She is so funny and I love listening to her talk, reading her tweets, and so on.  She is so talented, I will watch almost anything with her in it because even if the movie isn’t great she will be good in it.  So while she hasn’t really shown up much in pictures or anything I can still pretty easily be swayed into posting her with a little nudge, like say a friend bringing her up.  Then next thing you know within minutes I am thinking about how great Anna Kendrick is and gosh she’s so dreamy.  So today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Here is Candice Swanepoel because I am really tired today.  I realize that sounds like an odd justification but today I woke up feeling like I’d been hit by a truck.  I have no explination as to why.  I had trouble getting to sleep last night but I did eventually.  Still… I am out of it today.  So like I saw pictures of Candice Swanepoel and my brain basically grunted “pretty girl”  And that’s it.  I have nothing else.  She is beautiful and very good at being beautiful and thus here she is.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepeol.