So I watched this horror movie last night called Some Kind of Hate about a vengeful Ghost and… whatever, it was fine. I don’t think I would suggest it to anyone but it was what I expected and what I was looking for in the moment and that gives it a fair amount of leeway with me. Anyway, the hot girl in the movie was pretty attractive, enough so that I was like, “That girl is pretty hot, I wonder who she is”. Using research skills honed from years of schooling I managed to look on IMDB and find out she is Grace Phipps. Which sounded really familiar to me. Familiar enough that I had to ask myself if she was really famous and I was blanking. But I scrolled down and it turns out I looked her up a couple of months ago because she was in Tales of Halloween and I thought she was hot. And she was in Dark Summer and I thought she was hot. And well… going all the way back to her start it turns out I have seen her in 7 of her 15 credits. Which is even more impressive than you think when you realize that about half her credits are one time appearances on things like CSI or Hawaii Five-0. Like… I am sure there are people who have seen more. She must have parents. But I feel like I am probably in the upper echelon of number of things seen with Grace Phipps in them. It’s notable that this is like the 4th time I have looked her up expressly because I found her attractive. I am almost proud of myself for being so consistent. Like yeah, I was right, I found her attractive. Anyway, she is pretty. Obviously. Today I want to fuck Grace Phipps.
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