Bella Thorne was at the premier for The Hateful Eight and I thought she looked really good.  That’s not really all that noteworthy though as she comes from a family of pretty people and it has been her job her entire life to be pretty to some degree.  I was more excited that the Hateful Eight is coming out but it struck me really odd that she was at the premier.  This is because I was like, having a hard time imagining her as a Quentin Tarantino fan.  This of course is ridiculously stupid on many levels.  First of all, I know celebrities don’t attend film premiers based on what they are a fan of, it isn’t like she’s there because she just had to see it, it’s part of the job of being and staying famous.  Second, I have absolutely no inside knowledge of Bella Thorne’s movie tastes, she absolutely could misquote the whole Top Gun thing from True Romance all the time just like tons of people.  I think it happened though because I was like, she’s not old enough for that.  I don’t mean that in the she’s too young to see such adult fare (though I think it might be a tiny bit that) but more like… Tarantino so influenced the 90’s that it is hard to explain if you weren’t there.  And she wasn’t there.  Bella Thorne was not alive when Pulp Fiction came out.  Or for that first wave of bad movies that so, so badly wished they were Pulp Fiction.  So I think that is why.  I thought about that.  Then I felt really old.  Then I was like, let’s just focus on how pretty she is and ignore all the rest.  So here she is because man she’s pretty.  Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.