I don’t know what is going on with Bella Thorne of late but man she has looked fantastic. I hope Midnight Sun is good or… well based on early reviews that might be too much to hope for, I hope it finds it’s audience cause whatever is going on with it it is working for Bella Thorne. She has really looked amazing doing the press and that is so nice to see. She just looks wonderful. So she is here. Today was a really easy choice. Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

So Bella Thorne was at a premier for a movie and she looked really good. This makes me very happy. It’s a silly bellwether, if someone looks good on the red carpet but it happens with me. I worry about child stars. We all do. But in this case I don’t mean int he sense of going wild, though yeah that still happens but thankfully I can’t think of any truly devastated lives of late, thank god. Not in the end of life sort of way at least. But being a teenager is hard, being a teenager in the public eye seems like it would be even harder. And you don’t magically have it all together at 20 either, being a 20 something is in a large part figuring out what it means to be an adult and the sort of person you are going to be. It’s less blatant than it is at 16 but it still involves trying on a lot of different things to see which fits. I am embarrassed by a lot of things 20 year old me did, I am glad it isn’t seen by the entire internet and then nitpicked. So I worry about child stars and in Bella Thrones case some of the red carpet stuff and some of the other stuff has me concerned sometimes. Again, not for end of life but for someone who is struggling. Maybe I am wrong but you know, it seems stressful to have people camping out by your car to snap pictures of you when you get back from a hike with a friend. People following you to document your every step. I think acting out can be a natural reaction and not even a conscious one. So red carpet fashion is a strange way to look at this sort of thing but when she wears something that I like and that I feel like in 5 years she won’t wince… that feels good? Maybe I am wrong. I am probably wrong. I should have just written I liked her dress and her hair and makeup this time. Oh well, maybe one day I’ll outgrow being too verbose. Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

Bella Thorne was in a photoshoot for.. who knows what?  I have looked and can find no information online, just some conflicting reports on who the photographer is but everywhere just says, “Bella Thorne Photoshoot”.  So uh… I guess it’s a mystery.  Who knows who it is for.  I mean, probably not for the Economist.  Just throwing that out there, because I have been a subscriber for over a decade and in my experience they don’t do photoshoots.  I think the closest I ever saw to that was that I think there was a picture of a young Yasser Arafat and an old Yasser Arafat in an article when he died.  And that doesn’t really count.  So Bella Thorne was in a photoshoot not for the Economist recently and I really liked how she looked in it.  So I am posting her here along with other pictures because I never post just one picture.  Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

Sorry guys, the day got away from me, it was busy and now I have important plans to relax with a dear friend.  I had some one to post this morning but this morning is gone.  I am instead posting Bella Thorne cause the Critics Choice awards were last night and she looked good.  I quite liked her dress.  I am not sure how others will feel about it but I think well placed sheer fabric is always nice and I do like shine things.  Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

The AMAs were last night and I had a friend immediately predicting that I would post someone from them which, yeah, of course, that’s usually how this works.  I am not sure I can declare a winner though because so far it was largely disappointing but also I feel like there must be more pictures out there.  I know people where there and no pictures yet.  So… I dunno, people are sleeping on them I guess.  Anyway, at this point Bella Thorne stood out and it’s sort of an example of just how damn pretty she is.  Cause I didn’t hate her outfit but it also didn’t thrill me.  Yet at the same time in so many of the pictures of her I was like, “Fuck, she’s so good looking”.  Because yeah, Bella Thorne is crazy pretty.  Ridiculously so.  Which is why she is here, even if black leather bikini tops aren’t really my thing today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

So Bella Thorne was in Playboy and I guess people are excited by that and I guess I get it, they take nice pictures and now that nudity is gone maybe we’ll get some nice celebrity shots.  I feel like there is a lot to pack about people’s reaction to Bella Thorne but I am not feeling great and am super tired.  I have woken up tired for days due to stuffed up heads and so on.  So I will simply say that for those of you who are going to make comments that you think are well intentioned about what a slut she is or how “thirsty” she is or how you think she’s a tease you can go fuck yourself.  I would normally argue this point more, explaining the flaws in your basic premise and the disturbing places it comes from, and maybe be nicer but I don’t have the energy.  Get bent.  Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

I tend to shy away from what people generously call candids and I would call creepy peeping pictures.  You know, someone just walking down the street, the Paparazzi in bushes taking pictures.  And this post didn’t start with them, Bella Thorne was at an event and there were pictures of her.  I included that but holy crap, every day there are more pictures of her out doing… whatever.  And it is oppressive and I was looking for pictures and I just gave up.  I gave in.  Some of them are at least on set, which doesn’t feel too terrible but like… I feel a little bad.  It seems like she has become the girl they are focused on at the moment.  Like here are hundreds of pictures of her out walking, have fun.  I also get it though because the camera very clearly loves her.  Like, it’s just amazing how good she looks, even out to get a drink or whatever.  It’s nuts.  Except like, obviously that’s always been her thing, she’s stupid levels of gorgeous.  So here she is, today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

Here is Bella Thorne because she did a photoshoot on a beach the other day and… spoiler alert, Bella Thorne is pretty hot.  I have stated before I am not really a bikini person in the sense that I don’t care.  I have no strong feelings any direction so I find other people’s obsession a little eye roll inducing.  They aren’t something exciting like uh… I dunno, shiny gowns on a red carpet.  That’s something to be obsessed with.  Anyway, she is in various bits of swimwear here because well… there was a theme, why not just go with it?  Anyway, there was a gif and a bunch of pictures and I came to the conclusion she was hot.  It’s a gift, my ability to determine these things.  Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

Bella Thorne was at the premier for The Hateful Eight and I thought she looked really good.  That’s not really all that noteworthy though as she comes from a family of pretty people and it has been her job her entire life to be pretty to some degree.  I was more excited that the Hateful Eight is coming out but it struck me really odd that she was at the premier.  This is because I was like, having a hard time imagining her as a Quentin Tarantino fan.  This of course is ridiculously stupid on many levels.  First of all, I know celebrities don’t attend film premiers based on what they are a fan of, it isn’t like she’s there because she just had to see it, it’s part of the job of being and staying famous.  Second, I have absolutely no inside knowledge of Bella Thorne’s movie tastes, she absolutely could misquote the whole Top Gun thing from True Romance all the time just like tons of people.  I think it happened though because I was like, she’s not old enough for that.  I don’t mean that in the she’s too young to see such adult fare (though I think it might be a tiny bit that) but more like… Tarantino so influenced the 90’s that it is hard to explain if you weren’t there.  And she wasn’t there.  Bella Thorne was not alive when Pulp Fiction came out.  Or for that first wave of bad movies that so, so badly wished they were Pulp Fiction.  So I think that is why.  I thought about that.  Then I felt really old.  Then I was like, let’s just focus on how pretty she is and ignore all the rest.  So here she is because man she’s pretty.  Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.