I have been waiting like two whole days for Marc Jacobs to release something other than a little video of Charli XCX walking around to promote their new eyewear stuff. Two whole days. Well, I can wait no more so I just made some damn gifs because man does Charli look absolutely amazing. Just so good. I dig the whole sorta 70’s vibe and I guess the glasses are nice too? I dunno, Marc Jacobs, you’re really dropping the ball here, leaving money on the table. Think about how many glasses my blog would sell. Like upwards of one maybe! Money on the table guys. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Last time I posted someone on iZombie I talked about how I was all caught back up. Well… I haven’t watched since then. I feel strangely guilty about this even though I don’t think the show or people associated with it particularly care what I do. It’s just the weird nature of how TV works for me now. I do sort of regret not being part of a weekly conversation on TV and so on like I was 10 years ago but on the other hand it’s nice to be able to watch a bunch of episodes in a row. Today I am posting Rose McIver because I quite like her as Liv and she looked really good multiple times. I liked her, what I assume is real, New Zealand accent at one point, I enjoyed her being a pick up artist. She looked good, she was fun. The show is just great in general. Today I want to fuck Rose McIver.

Here is Taylor Swift for multiple reasons. The primary being that I am not sleeping well still and the result is I have been sleeping in about 1-2 hour bursts before waking up and needing to deal with stuff for a bit. It has lead to odd dreams and I had one about Taylor Swift and no not that kind of dream. Not really. It was just odd. What other reasons are there? I mean, she’s pretty and I was excited to listen to her cover Earth Wind and Fire and that lead to me thinking of songs I’d like to hear Taylor Swift cover and then that I’d like to hear a song that isn’t about her. Which isn’t a criticism of her but i realized a lot of the songs I was thinking of were more narrative or about people very far removed from her. It would be interesting to see how she spun it. So those are the reasons she’s here. Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Here’s some Sophie Turner for you guys because hey, why not. I posted Natalie Dormer yesterday so this is probably connected. But who knows, the world is a mysterious place full of wonder and mystery. Anyway, she is here and she is pretty so enjoy. Today I want to fuck Sophie Turner.

Here is Natalie Dormer because intense personal research has shown that Natalie Dormer is sexy as fuck. That intense research has involved me seeing pictures of Natalie Dormer as they hit the internet and consistently going, “Wow, Natalie Dormer is sex as fuck”. If the Nobel committee needs an address to send me my medal for this groundbreaking work just shoot me an ask or something. The truth though is just that confidence is sexy and no one exudes confidence like Natalie Dormer. I am convinced if there was a bomb and she walked in and said, “I’ve got this” we’d all just nod and be like, “I mean, she seems like she knows what she’s doing”. We’d all be completely calm until our fiery death because I love her but there is no way drama school taught her how to actually defuse a bomb. It would be a nice end though because we’d all be happy and sure we were going to live thanks to that confidence. And you know, I guess that’s sexy. Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

Here is Charli XCX who is currently winning Coachella by well, being kind of a big music nerd. She spent a lot of time yesterday posting videos of herself alone dancing to music because her friends all went out to do other things. She looked good, she is fun, I enjoyed it. I am also losing at sleep still, almost as badly as she is winning at Coachella so I don’t have a lot else to say. So I made some gifs and am posting her. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

So if you think it’s stupid when I post fictional characters here is like the dumbest one yet. AJ Mason is a character in Friday the 13th the Game. Which you might note is a thematic pick today. The game has it’s flaws but what it does very, very well is make it feel like you are in Friday the 13th. It definitely got the tone and feel very right. I will likely be playing tonight. So why AJ? Well, there is an interesting thing here about Archetypes. We don’t know much about the councilors in the game but they all feel very familiar. This is because they are all a type that was very popular in 80’s slashers, especially the Friday the 13th franchise. AJ is the rocker/punk girl who appears not in every slasher but in enough. I have always found her strangely attractive. And I know why. I found the girls who were those types attractive in the movies as a kid too. They were what I was drawn to. She most closely resembles Violet, who I thought was hot. But on the punk end of the spectrum I loved Trash in Return of the Living Dead. And Later in the Friday the 13th series I really thought JJ was hot and it was a shame she dies first. I would complain she didn’t even get to make it to Manhattan but hey, the movie barely got there, it would only be worse if no one was killed for the first 80 minutes. Anyway, I am posting AJ Mason because I enjoy the game, I wanted to finally get a real Friday the 13th post, and I am some weirdo who posts video game characters. Today I want to fuck AJ Mason.

Hey guys, I am going to punt today cause I am feeling not so great and just can’t put the effort in to be honest.Nicki Minaj is here because I really like Nicki Minaj, I think she’s very attractive and very interesting. She has a bunch of new stuff coming out and basically emerged from the shadows this week to show up a lot. So I am posting her. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Happy middle of the week guys! I assume everyone is buy making their Friday the 13th plans already so I’ll keep this short. I am posting Priyanka Chopra because she is just gorgeous. I think she is really pretty and she just keeps popping into my head today. So she’s here. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.