How about some Anna Kendrick because she has looked good all weekend. Well last week? I dunno, the days are kind of bluring together at the moment. My point is she has looked good and I quite like Anna Kendrick. So I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

I feel out of the loop because I am not entirely sure what Priyanka Chopra is promoting. Maybe her show is coming back from a break. Or something major is about to happen on it? I don’t know, I stopped watching a long, long time ago. Maybe she’s just promoting Priyanka Chopra. I am down with that, the world needs to know about her. All I know is all this past week she was showing up at stuff in New York. I guess I am jumping to conclusions, she might have been on Good Morning America just because she loves going there but that’s not my instinct. She of course looked good because she always looks good. She was Miss World once you know, that means according to at least the people in charge of that she was the most beautiful woman in the World. I don’t think taste is democratic but it means someone agrees with me. Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

I kinda knew since her Rolling Stone showed up earlier this week that Janelle Monae was going to show up again soon. It just was basically a given. It seemed very unlikely that her new album would drop and would somehow suck. Especially given how very good Make Me Feel was and how amazing the video was. It just seemed very unlikely that somehow the album would be terrible when three singles in everything was good. And I am here to tell you the album is good. I really dig it. It made me think of Prince, as did Make Me Feel. That isn’t to say it sounds like Prince but it made me think of him. Which might be the highest compliment I can give an artist. There is just a feeling of this being some amazing fusion of a million influences to create something that is magic. So I like it. And I like her. So she’s here because how could she not be? Today I want to fuck Janelle Monae.

CinemaCon is a weird animal to me in that it is in some ways demonstrative of just what the interenet has done to pop culture. It’s just a trade show and those were always just meant for industry insiders. Like, it’s a thing that exists so people who own movie theaters can be up on the latest technology and techniques on basically running a theater and how to make more money at it. But at some point someone got the idea that you are associated with movies so why not invite some celebrities and suddenly your trade show becomes news. And now this thing that has been going on longer than I have been alive becomes a thing we keep getting pictures from. I am not complaining, it’s just a weird commodification of something. Anyway, it means now every year celebrities show up and I end up posting someone. This year it’s Blake Lively because first bow ties are cool. Second, a girl in a suit often looks hot as fuck. And third Blake Lively is beautiful. So in a suit with a bow tie? She looked great. So today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

How about some Dua Lipa guys? You kids like her right? I am not sure why I phrased it that way. It makes me sound like some out of touch dad at best or more likely someone trying to lure you into their basement to never be heard from again. I am sorry, I didn’t mean to come off that way. I don’t even have a basement guys. What I do have is a lot of affection for Dua Lipa, who is pretty hot. I like her. Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.

Here is Candice Swanepoel because she cleans up pretty well. In case you didn’t know. Not much else going on there. As always, I have slipped in a secret picture where she is pregnant, enjoy trying to find that Easter Egg. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

How about some Scarlett Johansson guys? I mean, the Infinity War premier was last night so I have to post someone from it because I am just not that big of an iconoclast to not. Or more it was really the only thing going on. I wasn’t entirely sold on Scarlett’s dress but I thought she looked good. I liked her make up, I liked her choker, I didn’t mind her hair. Boy this all sounds like faint praise. It isn’t. I happen to like Scarlett Johansson a lot and she only gets to show up now and then when some new Marvel thing is coming out basically. She looked the best to me of the red carpet stuff last night. Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

So Chloe Moretz is showing up because she was at the Tribeca Film Festival and I thought she looked really pretty. I am sure there is some joke about how shiny her vest is or something but it’s really all her face here. She just looks really good. So today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

Sometimes my picks probably seem out of the blue. Or just strange. They are maybe but it’s how these things work. So how did I get to a freestyle skier in April? I promise you it made sense in my brain as it bounced from one thing to another and then suddenly I was just there. I really found her rather charming during the Olympics so I subscribed to her Youtube channel and stuff and she sure seems like a sweetheart and then I went looking and she has done some stuff for Superdry in the past couple of weeks and… here we are. Cause Rowan Cheshire is really hot guys. I know it’s out of season and out of the blue but it is what it is. Today I want to fuck Rowan Cheshire.

I like when I get surprised by who I pick. Like, in no way was Avril Lavigne even on my radar yesterday. I am not great at knowing what tomorrow will bring anyway but had I put money down on who was likely to show up Avril wasn’t going to be there. Because Avril Lavigne hardly shows up in my life. Out of Sight out of Mind and all that. But then she was at a charity event for the Race to Erase MS and she looked good and so here she is. It’s always nice. And she looked good, though thanks to the internet when I see her in a dress now all I can think is, “Someone on the internet thinks that’s not the real Avril Lavigne because they think the real Avril would never wear a dress”. It’s a weird world we live in guys. Today I want to fuck Avril Lavigne.