I like when I get surprised by who I pick. Like, in no way was Avril Lavigne even on my radar yesterday. I am not great at knowing what tomorrow will bring anyway but had I put money down on who was likely to show up Avril wasn’t going to be there. Because Avril Lavigne hardly shows up in my life. Out of Sight out of Mind and all that. But then she was at a charity event for the Race to Erase MS and she looked good and so here she is. It’s always nice. And she looked good, though thanks to the internet when I see her in a dress now all I can think is, “Someone on the internet thinks that’s not the real Avril Lavigne because they think the real Avril would never wear a dress”. It’s a weird world we live in guys. Today I want to fuck Avril Lavigne.