I feel out of the loop because I am not entirely sure what Priyanka Chopra is promoting. Maybe her show is coming back from a break. Or something major is about to happen on it? I don’t know, I stopped watching a long, long time ago. Maybe she’s just promoting Priyanka Chopra. I am down with that, the world needs to know about her. All I know is all this past week she was showing up at stuff in New York. I guess I am jumping to conclusions, she might have been on Good Morning America just because she loves going there but that’s not my instinct. She of course looked good because she always looks good. She was Miss World once you know, that means according to at least the people in charge of that she was the most beautiful woman in the World. I don’t think taste is democratic but it means someone agrees with me. Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.