Here is Gemma Arterton because she’s crazy beautiful. Like, she stands out to me because I don’t really watch a lot of Gemma Arterton movies. I can’t remember the last thing I saw. I really liked Byzantium but past that… there isn’t a whole lot. This means I tend to not think about Gemma Arterton at all. And then she’ll show up on my dash or at an event and every time it’s like, “Holy shit, she’s beautiful”. I am always just kind of taken aback by how pretty she is. She was at some thing for a TV show she’s in this weekend and again looked good and so I am posting her. Cause wow that face. Today I want to fuck Gemma Arterton.

So Hayley Atwell was in the Telegraph this weekend which stated that it’s baffling that she isn’t a Global Superstar. And they’re not wrong except it isn’t entirely confusing if you have any idea how the entertainment industry works. It’s confusing in the sense that Hayley Atwell is not just a gifted actress but she has the thing that makes a lot of people on screen superstars, boundless charisma. Most movies stars are movies stars first and actors second. That isn’t an attack on anyone’s acting ability, it’s just the truth. The public goes and buys tickets to see Will Smith, not his character and it’s why Will Smith often plays the same type of character. This is true of most major movie stars throughout history. It’s about that actors personality, or at least the part of it we see on screen. Hayley Atwell just oozes charisma and I thought she was fine and that was it until I watched her in things at which point it became holy shit Hayley Atwell! But that’s kind of the thing, she’s a woman not a man so to be quite blunt the standards are different. She doesn’t look exactly like Hollywood’s idea of a female movie star. Which seems silly to anyone reading this I am sure cause you found this on the Hayley Atwell tag but she has even shared stories about executives calling her fat. They’re wrong. They’re dicks. But it’s also not confusing. She isn’t a star because no system is based on talent alone. Our meritocracies still require a lot of luck and other outside forces. So it’s baffling in the sense that she deserves it and every part of me will fully support Hayley Atwell but it’s not confusing. It’s because the world isn’t always just. But we get her work and we get to make our own decisions which is why I know this post will be popular. Hers always are because those who get it realize she is fabulous. And that’ll have to be enough. Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Olivia Munn was at a launch party for a magazine she’s on the cover on and she looked fantastic. Because that’s what she does. She looks fantastic. Pretty much all the time and it’s really a little unfair how easy it seems to be for her. I mean she must put effort in but everywhere she goes she looks amazing. I am not complaining so much as jealous? Cause I am not getting better looking as I get older so I don’t know what bullshit magic she has tapped into but it’s unfair. She looks good is what I am saying. Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

Hey guys, it’s the day after Black Friday but more importantly it’s another Joe Bob Briggs marathon on Shudder. Back in the Summer I did a post about Elvira and Horror hosts before his first streaming thing. Well, his next one started at 9 PM last night and is still on right this moment. I know I have plans to watch a good bit of it. So I am posting Diana Prince who is not really what i would call typically my type but I guess I feel a certain kinship for her. I mean, she’s the mail girl on the new Joe Bob stuff and she is heading up the social media but also she and I seems to have a certain intersection of interests. Looking for pictures because I basically just wanted to post something in relation to how much I am enjoying this whole Joe Bob thing, I was going through her social media and it was like, well, she’s definitely into horror and comic books because if she wasn’t she wouldn’t put this kind of effort into it. Which seems like a strange thing to say but the internet is full of people claiming girls only do things like this for attention. God, if only there was some way girls could make sexless nerds attracted to them. I hope they crack that formula some day by pretending to like something. Anyway, I felt some kinship there. Age probably plays a part. I am not saying Dawn is necessarily a huge deep cut for cosplay but it is a very mid 90’s cut. Probably my favorite picture I posted too. Anyway, I think you can watch the whole Joe Bob thing live on Shudder using Shudder TV so knock yourself out with that, he really is the last great horror host in my opinion because he is funny and smart and dude is able to educate, illuminate, and entertain at the same time. And hey, if you like these pictures then Diana Prince is dressed as a mailman. Sorta. So you can look out for that. Or just google her I guess since it appears she does porn as well. I guess that works but I’ll be honest, this marathon seems more entertaining to me. To each their own. Ugh, I just realized I posted Wonder Woman once, this is so going to confuse my blogs tags but today I want to fuck Diana Prince.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I hope you guys are all having a good day but I know inevitably you aren’t all having a good time. I get it. Part of why I am having a good one is because I am sitting in my own house full of turkey and stuffing and just watching Football and playing video games. Or I will be when I am done typing. Sometimes that’s the best decision you can make but I am older than I once was and I know sometimes it’s not a choice you get. Some of you have no options and you are stuck with people you might rather not be with. I have been there and you have my deepest sympathy. It can be really hard and really miserable and it’s a crime that family, the thing that should bring you comfort and respite from a world that is all too cruel sometimes provides the exact opposite from someone of this. Just remember if you were strong enough to live to this point you are strong enough to handle this as well. This too shall pass. As always, I will pass along my best advice possible, which is that in your very hand you hold the depth and breadth of human knowledge and art. Get your earbuds or headphones and go on a walk. You can usually get away with a walk to buy yourself some much needed time away from the chaos and I believe rock and roll can save us all. It has for me before. Today I listened to most of the Monk’s Black Monk Time and from there went to Chvches new EP because it was recorded at a famous German studio so going from a protopunk album by a German Garage Rock band to then Hansa Session seemed obvious in my brain. I probably didn’t even need to explain that. From there I listened to some Wham! for the obvious reason that they too are English. Obvious. Anyway, I chose upbeat stuff today because it keeps me walking faster and it’s fun to sorta dance walk, catch yourself, be glad no one you know could have seen you, then continue on. My basic point is I did this today just for fun but there have been times it was my life line. Use it if you need to and know that you are not alone. There are lots of us who understand out there. You’ll get through this weekend and one day you won’t even need to deal with it. I have a lot to be thankful for this year and my life is doing pretty well at the moment, so thank you for those of you who are a part of said life, you mean the world to me. I am posting Lauren Mayberry because she’s frankly the best looking one of the people I listened to today. I know George Michael is going to have his supporters and I still remember Stephanie’s poster of his butt on her bedroom wall but he was never my type. Today I want to fuck Lauren Mayberry

This is the first time I have ever posted Georgia Fowler. Cause models sometimes I am like, oh, she’s pretty but then never get around to posting them cause it usually takes a special something to really make them hook for me. I don’t know what that something is, it’s not a formula I can crack but it’s more than being pretty. I guess the difference between them and musicians or actors or whatever is there isn’t a work to connect to in the same way so it’s something else. Anyway, she wore a dress to some Australian Awards that I thought was marvelous so I was posting her. Maybe dresses are the key? No, it’s not just that. She looked great, which I understand is her job but still, it is well done. It’s a very me dress. Today I want to fuck Georgia Fowler.

I am posting Saoirse Ronan today because it’s rare she shows up outside of awards season so it’s nice she did, even if she was at an Oscars adjacent thing so that’s almost cheating. She looked good though, I like when she wears a nice dress. I don’t have a lot more to say than that I guess. Today I want to fuck Saoirse Ronan.

Here is some Tove Lo to start your short week guys. Well, a short week if you’re an American. If not, sorry I guess? Here’s some Tove Lo to help make you feel better about your long week. I don’t have a special thing about her as to why I am posting her, no new video or short film or anything. Well, I had a dream and that was weird but I think the dream was more Fallout inspired than Tove Lo inspired. Which if that sounds confusing to you then imagine having said dream! She’s just here because I think she’s really sexy. Today I want to fuck Tove Lo.

Here’s Emma Watson because I’m such a radical non traditionalist, I love posting my way out there unpopular celebrities. You know, real out there types who have appeared in the most successful movie franchises of all time. I also love Brussels Sprouts guys. Love them. Like plan weeks of meals around what will go well with them. What I am saying is I am a unique and fascinating iconoclast, which is why I am posting Emma Watson. I don’t want a parade or anything, just recognition of how I forge my own path. Anyway, she looks good because she is actually very pretty. I have little to no opinion on Wizards and shit and that always frustrates people but it’s just how it goes. She seems fantastic though even without the movies, in part cause I have always liked how she uses her fame. Today I want to fuck Emma Watson.

Here is Becky G cause she was at Spotify’s Secret Genius Awards last night and well, she’s got quite a face. I think she looked beautiful. She just looks great so today was a mostly easy choice except for the fact that there was one other person there who looked amazing. But seriously, Becky G looks so good here. So she wins. Today I want to fuck Becky G.