Tag: Actress

Katrina Bowden’s fame has always felt like it outstripped her output.  I mean, she isn’t mega famous but certainly a number of people know who she is.  She is the hot girl on that thing you saw.  Probably 30 Rock for a lot of people, maybe a few different movies but it seemed to me almost the second she started working she suddenly became notable for being gorgeous.  I get it though.  She is hot.  She’s just so good looking, a perfect little blonde vision of.. what everyone is supposed to want, right?  Well, today I definitely agree.  Today I want her.  Today I want to fuck Katrina Bowden.

When I first watched Firefly I didn’t find Summer Glau particularly attractive.  I didn’t think she was ugly or anything but I guess at 18 she just looked young and sort of… whatever.  Barefoot and crazy may not have helped either.  Whatever, my point now is that I was wrong and I eventually came to realize that.  I don’t know when exactly but I think it was by the time Serenity came out.  She does have a unique look but that’s a good thing, not a bad one.  Being a former ballerina I do love the grace inherent in her movement.  I also enjoy the slim, knowing smile she often employs.  Today I want to fuck Summer Glau.

I am not usually the sort of person to say someone has been killing it lately but Blake Lively has been killing it lately.  I mean, she’s pretty, right, that’s not news or anything but she has been more so late, I guess the technical term would be extra pretty?  I don’ t know what it is about her, she makes me think of beaches and the sun and the wind.  Maybe it’s her hair, it looks so good but at the same time suggests at being wild, like someone who had just come in from the surf.  Maybe I am thinking too much.  All I know is that when I read Savages I said it was pretty much unfilmable because the main appeal of the book was the style in which it was written.  I still feel that way but suddenly I don’t care, I am so happy it has been made because look at the photos it has given us of Blake Lively.  Thank you Savages.  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

My drag and drop fu is seriously suffering today, meaning 5 times I missed the mark trying to add pictures and lost what I had written.  Well, lost it the first time, after that I thought better of it.  The point is I don’t remember what I had here but I assure you it was a brilliant analysis of what Alison Brie is on two great shows but I am much more attracted to her on one than the other.  Let’s all just agree it was profound, insightful, brilliant, and clever and leave it there.  The basic point is I really enjoy Alison Brie, for her ability and range as an actress, her humorous presence on twitter, and yes very much how she looks.  She does possess that extra certain something that sends the internet’s heart all a flutter.  And look at me, I’m on the internet.  No hands!  Well, ok, hands, hands are involved in typing this and very much in what I want.  You see today I want to fuck Alison Brie.

If I had started this blog about a year ago there would have been a lot more appearances of Blake Lively.  I mean a lot more.  It isn’t like she somehow has gotten less attractive I just have cared less.  It’s the nature of this whole thing, a whole lot of what have you done for me lately. The thing is though, she is gorgeous, it’s kind of her defining quality.  I mean she has the body, she has the enchanting smile and she has just fantastic hair.  So while I may not think about her often when something reminds me of her it’s like, oh yeah, Blake Lively is hot.  Really hot.  And then all over again today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

I first saw Jenny Wade in Feast but she just seemed like another horror movie hottie at the time.  Covered in blood, in her underwear, she was hot but the movie was a bit dull and I didn’t really notice.  It was her staring role in the short lived the Good Guys that really made her stand out to me.  She is very good looking and very charming and a little searching found her youtube channel and her twitter and the girl is pretty funny and entertaining.  I enjoy the silliness, the enthusiasm for life, and just how pretty she is.  Not much else to say I guess except that today I want to fuck Jenny Wade.

I first saw Kat Dennings 40 Year Old Virgin and I think my first thought was, “The daughter in this is kinda hot… and she has really big boobs”.  So let’s get that out of the way, if you hadn’t noticed I’m here to point out that Kat Dennings has really big boobs.  Boobs aside she’s still a pretty girl but more interesting to me is just how charming she can be on screen.  I tried watching 2 Broke Girls and it just isn’t a very good show.  It is however not any fault of the leads and especially not Kat Dennings fault, she can take even the worst lines and still make them passable and she just oozes charisma.  I am pretty charmed by her.  That said I can’t deny that a big part of why she’s here right now is because she has big boobs.  Big boobs and charisma are why today I want to fuck Kat Dennings.

So Ariana Grande is another girl I have only seen glimpses of in actual stuff.  For the most part I don’t watch tween oriented television because… I’m not a tween.  But she has caught my attention over the years by popping up on red carpets or at events and I have seen the occasional appearance in this or that.  I will admit she hits a couple of my soft spots, I like obviously fake colors of hair, and her fake red is one of my favorites.  I also like small women.  Well, I like all sorts of women but I do like shorter girls from time to time.  But overall I just think she is cute as a button while having a slightly mischievous look to her sometimes.  It’s appealing and it’s why today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead is just pretty.  Ok, I mean, she isn’t just pretty, she has other stuff going for her but I just meant… you can’t argue, she’s pretty.  Being attractive is just something she is.  I really enjoy her eyes, her hair, her sense of style, her legs.  She has this thing about her where she carries off this elegant beauty.  She doesn’t just look good, she has the kind of beauty that needs to be appreciated, like a work of art, it’s just something profound to be gazed upon.  Or maybe I’m just wrong and this all goes back to the sense of possession I feel, like she’s one of ‘my’ celebrities because I have seen so many movies with her before anyone cared.   Whatever the reason I love the way she looks and so today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

Let’s talk about Aly Michalka’s breasts.  Well, I will talk, you’ll listen.  Write/Read.  Semantics.  The point is I am a fan of her breasts.  Now, I realize they aren’t the biggest but that isn’t all there is to a great chest.  There is a certain something special to hers.  It feels a little crude to go on and on about her breasts so I included a picture, just look, they’re worth a paragraph at some point.  This is that point.  And they are why today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.