Tag: Actress

Minka Kelly is a very pretty girl.  My introduction to her was on the wonderful Friday Night Lights where she played the pretty girl.  There is more than that and the show is wonderful but she definitely stood out as the one who was the most traditionally beautiful.  Of course, since no one watched the show most people probably know her as Derek Jeter’s girlfriend.  I don’t hold that against her because think of all the autographed baseballs she must have.  But I digress.  She is very pretty, she has amazing hair, a nice body and has a way of looking better casually than a lot of people can manage on the red carpet.  Today I want to fuck Minka Kelly.

I think this blog has taught me I like Scarlett Johansson more than I realized.  I mean, I knew I liked her.  I have had a thing for her for more than a decade at this point which is kind of impressive enough cause I am usually so fickle.  But I didn’t realize I thought about her so much, like lots of celebrities that have been in the spot light a long time I didn’t really think she came up that often in my thought process but man… she does. It turns out she does a lot.  Well, here she is again, I guess it’s obvious that yet again today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

I just watched Wanderlust which has some funny parts but overall is just ok.  Thing is I will pretty much watch anything with Paul Rudd cause I love that guy.  He couldn’t totally save it though.  It did make me think about Jennifer Aniston again, which.. is like 1995 all over again?  I don’t know, when Friends started I kind of liked Courtney Cox better but eventually think I switched my allegiance.  Anyway, I am glad to see Jennifer Aniston doing comedy again these days because she’s actually pretty good at it.  People can forget that with the whole mega stardom and lame romcoms and stuff.  It’s almost like a reverse curse I guess, you become too pretty and too successful and people don’t take your comedy seriously? Or unseriously.  Well, she’s funny, she’s pretty, and so today I want to fuck Jennifer Aniston.

Alexis Bledel has been on Mad Men this season and it serves as a reminder that oh yeah, Alexis Bledel can be pretty damn hot. Now, while there is nothing objectionable about the rest of her it’s all in the eyes with her.  She has and always has had beautiful eyes.  They can be haunting, they stick with you.  It’s why she stood out in Sin City, the only thing they colored was her eyes and of course that was a great choice.  So I have flashed back again to a different era and today I want to fuck Alexis Bledel.

So I am rewatching Drive Angry because the movie is awesomely insane, which tends to translate to insanely awesome.  Don’t confuse that with good but entertaining yes.  Of course, the insanity is only helped by the fact that the camera spends a long, long time luxuriating on Amber Heard’s body.  Of course, that kind of describes the Stepfather too, which half the movie seemed to be about long shots on Amber in a bikini.  I can’t blame any movie for that though.  If you are going to make a movie you should use the tools you have and Amber Heard is just insanely hot.  I can’t think of that much more to say about her at the moment, I’ve said stuff before and will say stuff again but she is crazy hot and today that is enough.  Today I want to fuck Amber Heard.

So I watch the Vampire Diaries because in my heart of hearts I am a 15 year old girl.  In some ways at least because watching the first season I found myself wondering, “Does this show go out of it’s way to get me to look at Nina Dobrev’s boobs?"  I asked some actual girls who watch the show and they said they hadn’t noticed that at all.  So I guess that means it isn’t the show that was obsessed with Nina’s boobs, it was me.  So I’m obsessed with Nina Dobrev’s boobs I guess.  Bust seriously (haha, see what I did?), she is gorgeous.  She has a beautiful smile, and great hair and also I like her boobs.  Did I mention that?  Well anyway today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev.

Hayden has actually made an appearance here before and I wasn’t sure she ever would again because I quite liked her once but long ago cooled on her.  It’s not her fault, ell it might be a little, but she hasn’t been in anything I have cared even a little about since the first season of Heroes.  I really fell in love with how adorable and emotive she was on that show but when it dropped of a cliff in quality I lost all interest in it and Hayden.  But then today, as sometimes happens, I saw an absolutely adorable picture of her.  She just looked great and I was like, oh yeah, that smile, that cute face, she’s great looking!  And so now here I am, thinking about her and today I want to fuck Hayden Panettiere.

So I am a Buffy fan which you probably picked up on through various bits of Whedon praise sprinkled here and there.  But something you may not yet know is when I first started watching I wasn’t that into Buffy herself.  See, I thought far and away the hottest girl on the show was Cordelia.  I mean, there are some obvious differences there, she’s taller, bustier, brunettier… but I also really liked what a huge bitch she was.  So I declared (yes declared, I stood up alone in my apartment as sole ruler and reigning monarch of Apartlandia) that Cordelia Chase was the hottest girl on Buffy.  Followed By Alyson Hannigan.  Then we’d get to SMG.  (For those dying to know eventually Anya and then Dawn took the top spot).  Anyway, Charisma Carpenter has played bitchy well for a long time and does attractive pretty well, too.  Of course, I don’t see her in much these days but I am neck deep in a late night rewatch of Veronica Mars and thus today I want to fuck Charisma Carpenter.

Interestingly enough, the most popular post I have ever had was the first time I brought up Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  I was stunned but it isn’t like she doesn’t deserve it, I have found her attractive for a very long time.  As discussed before I’m a big horror movie fan so she popped up again and again for years.  She is actually a pretty talented actress and I am looking forward to getting to see Smashed when it makes its way around here.  But to be honest the real reason she is here yet again is because she is so damn good looking.  I love the classic beauty to her, or maybe that’s classy beauty?  Hollywood can kill an ego when you are cast aside right away because you’re too short, too tall, not blonde enough, too blonde, and so on and I have read before that she gets shut down sometimes for appearing ‘too classy’.  Which I can totally see, there is a certain something to how she looks that does seem to encourage that sort of feeling.  Well, not too classy but there is a sophistication to her looks.  Anyway, I am not here to explore all of that, I am just here to give her space again on my blog and point out that she is lovely and that today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

Let’s talk about Victoria Justice a bit.  She makes me feel a little creepy. In part because I have quite literally seen nothing she is in except for a couple of commercials or the occasional red carpet interview.  Mix that with the fact that when she officially became barely legal my first reactions was, “Wait, that girl wasn’t already 18?"  and you can see where I am coming from.  I guess there is nothing wrong with finding an 18 year old attractive, I mean it happens, they can’t help how pretty they are but it can feel a little off.  But then you go an create a whole blog about who you want to fuck and worried about creepiness go right out the door.  Good bye shame, hello Victoria Justice, who is, just for the record, very, very pretty.  And so today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.