So I am rewatching Drive Angry because the movie is awesomely insane, which tends to translate to insanely awesome.  Don’t confuse that with good but entertaining yes.  Of course, the insanity is only helped by the fact that the camera spends a long, long time luxuriating on Amber Heard’s body.  Of course, that kind of describes the Stepfather too, which half the movie seemed to be about long shots on Amber in a bikini.  I can’t blame any movie for that though.  If you are going to make a movie you should use the tools you have and Amber Heard is just insanely hot.  I can’t think of that much more to say about her at the moment, I’ve said stuff before and will say stuff again but she is crazy hot and today that is enough.  Today I want to fuck Amber Heard.