I may have let it slip once or twice but usually I play it pretty close to the vest, truth is I have a massive crush on Kristen Bell. I mean, if you don’t get it I guess you don’t get it but I don’t see how you couldn’t, she has so much going for her. Sure she’s gorgeous and talented and funny and charming but she’s also active in charities and smart and interesting in interviews and one day I am going to have her babies. My point is she’s pretty great. So great in fact that today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
Tag: Actress
Mean Girls or Veronica Mars. One of the two introduced me to Amanda Seyfried but I can’t remember which now. What I do know is that she was irresistibly charming in both. She had an energy and enthusiasm that was infectious in Veronica Mars and was pretty and funny in Mean Girls. She basically continues to be charming and talented but the quality of project she’s in seems to perpetually go downhill. It isn’t her participation though and the girl is so pretty. Her pale skin, her short stature mixed with curves, the awkward pretty smile, I love all of it and today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.
Favorites are an interesting thing, in that I don’t quite understand how so many people have them. It’s a question we’re asked a lot, too. What’s your favorite band? Your favorite food? Your favorite color? I have been running away from commitment my entire life there is no way I am committing to one food forever. The answer for me is usually, “Whatever I want right now”. I bring this up because there is one thing where I have a favorite. It’s Kristen Bell. She’s my #1 choice when it comes to celebrities. I will probably watch anything with her in it and obviously if I was going to be stuck on a desert island she’s be my choice to accompany. Of course, that brings up the a whole slew of that’s kind of a dick move, making her get stuck on an island and man, “Hey, I got you trapped here with me” is not really a great opening line when trying to pick someone up. We’ll ignore reality though and figure I’d work it out somehow because today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
Scarlett was my first ever entry here and obviously has made her share of appearances but that said she completely slips from my thoughts sometimes. With Avengers out and seen I haven’t seen her much. No media appearances, no watching Avengers, no Scarlett. So out of sight out of mind. And here I am going through my tumblr feed and someone posts a screen shot of IMDB and there happens to be Scarlett’s head shot somewhere on there and BAM just like that Scarlett on my mind. Which I suppose is all I need to say about how attractive I find her, it doesn’t take much for her to suddenly be at the forefront of my thinking. So because of random screenshots and her stunning beauty today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.
I haven’t posted her in a while but Aly Michalka does hold a special place in… my heart? My libido? My fantasies? I don’t know what the right turn of phrase there is but I do enjoy her. I honestly didn’t much enjoy Wildcats but it wasn’t her fault, as with many a CW show her main job was to be pretty and I have to say, she does pretty very well. I can’t quite describe it because she obviously puts a lot of effort into her appearance but still my first thought is effortless beauty. Which is guess is a talent all on it’s own. Her prettiness has been in my thoughts today. I want to fuck Aly Michalka.
I don’t know when Zooey Deschanel first popped up on my radar but it feels like it’s been a long time. I certainly knew who she was before She & Him because that was part of the excitement of that first album. I remember thinking she might be a good fit when she was announced for Hitchhikers Guide so it was before that. She has been around a while so she has some staying power with me. She is undeniably cute and while I get that some people could find the child like wonder and perhaps crafted whimsy (is it still whimsy if it’s crafted? I guess not) annoying, I don’t. It’s appealing. I mean, I don’t have to live with her so I don’t have to worry about it 24/7. I think it’s cute. She’s cute and today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.
One of the most famous women in the world and dubbed by the media as the most beautiful woman in the world many times, Aishwarya Rai is probably going to be unknown to quite a few people reading this. Which makes sense, she is a Bollywood star and while I have a weakness for such things it is hardly mainstream. It is nice to remember there is a whole world out there outside our orbit though and Aishwarya Rai is a good reminder of that because she is a major star that I don’t even think about until pictures of her at Cannes surface or on the rare instance I watch something with her in it. The thing is, she is definitely beautiful, amazingly so, and I have decided it’s time to recognize that here (because no doubt this is the final recognition she has been waiting for, plus with the stupid baby weight thing here I am throwing in my support). So today I want to fuck Aishwarya Rai.
It’s hard to say what Katie Cassidy is best known for but I am tempted to say it is being David Cassidy’s daughter. Which is silly because he’s a teen idol from before I was born and yet that had to be her entrance into the world of fame. She has acted in a lot of things though as sort of a guest star heavy weight who can show up and really spice a show up for a season. I loved her in Supernatural, she was sexy and badass. In Gossip Girl she was so pretty. And you know what? I’m the one person who liked Harper’s Island. She is… she feels like the kind of blonde I think I like best. Pretty hair, athletic and tan, not the overwhelming overinflated plastic Barbie Doll but instead the naturally beautiful blonde. Or maybe I am talking out my ass, who knows. What I do know is that today I want to fuck Katie Cassidy.
When I was a kid of about 10 one of my favorite shows was Get a Life. It was my introduction to Chris Elliott since in no way could I stay up late enough for Letterman. Thing is, I don’t think at any point I thought, “One day I am going to find that dude’s daughter attractive”. Of course, that said, if you had asked I would have said no way would any of that guy’s offspring be attractive. I was wrong. Now, I am somewhat partial because Saturday Night Live was my actual favorite show as a kid, I loved it so much. That love never transferred to anything but comedy though, I never thought it was full of attractive people. Times have changed on that end to be certain and perhaps the best looking is the talented Abby Elliott. I guess my mood can change but there’s a reason you can find pictures of her in her underwear pretty easily. She’s also funny, I respect the work and effort it takes to put on a show like SNL and I love the way her nose scrunches up cutely and today I want to fuck Abby Elliott
Community was awesome tonight times 3. Or something. Anyway, Alison Brie is hot. Not news but worth reiterating. So I am saying it again, Alison Brie is hot. Obviously she is very pretty and I think she is a good actress but she has always had something more, especially as Annie Edison. So in celebration of Community’s finale and renewal, today I want to fuck Alison Brie.
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