Favorites are an interesting thing, in that I don’t quite understand how so many people have them.  It’s a question we’re asked a lot, too.  What’s your favorite band? Your favorite food? Your favorite color?  I have been running away from commitment my entire life there is no way I am committing to one food forever.  The answer for me is usually, “Whatever I want right now”.  I bring this up because there is one thing where I have a favorite.  It’s Kristen Bell.  She’s my #1 choice when it comes to celebrities.  I will probably watch anything with her in it and obviously if I was going to be stuck on a desert island she’s be my choice to accompany.  Of course, that brings up the a whole slew of that’s kind of a dick move, making her get stuck on an island and man, “Hey, I got you trapped here with me” is not really a great opening line when trying to pick someone up.  We’ll ignore reality though and figure I’d work it out somehow because today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.