Tag: Actress

Let’s call this an alternative universe posting.  That is to say, there is a separate timeline where this would be a much more popular posting and people wouldn’t be wondering, “Who is Adrianne Palicki”.  I guess that universe could be one where Wonder Woman got picked up because I have a lot of faith in nerd culture and that she would have become the object of lust for people everywhere.  Or an even better universe where Friday Night Lights was as popular as it deserved to be and we would still be in the tight grip of Panthermania.  But this isn’t that universe.  There are some constants here though, in that she is a tall, leggy blonde, with a great body.  She also is pretty good on the screen, or at least she was in FNL, I haven’t seen her in enough else.  But she is hot, and I am watching a movie she is in right now, and I know that no matter the timeline, today I want to fuck Adrianne Palicki.

Amy Adams is undeniably attractive but she has a lot more going on than that.  She is a very good actress and the range is impressive considering I just saw the Muppets and she fit as perfectly there as she did in the Fighter.  I know she was in the Office and I remember thinking of her as “the hot redhead dating Jim” at the time but I really took notice during Enchanted.  There is something about a living, breathing Disney Princess.  She was marvelous and beautiful and it is probably how I often picture her when I think of her.  Lovely, talented, and today I want to fuck Amy Adams.

I like Amber Heard and if she didn’t win the Met Gala recently she certainly got honorable mention.  She is always so pretty and such an interesting case.  I mean she does old school elegance so well be it on the red carpet or in various photoshoots but then at the same time is known for shooting guns, driving muscle cars, and being a bad ass.  It’s actually a very attractive combination.  So here I am thinking of her and today I want to fuck Amber Heard.

So I am watching Saturday Night Live (in a decidedly unlive manner) and it just hit the long 100th digital short and during it we got a brief snippet of Natalie Portman doing a rehash of her old appearance, which was incredibly hot.  Why was it hot originally and now?  I don’t know, sweet, intelligent girl swearing and acting like a thug?  It just was.  It helps that Natalie Portman has always been hot.  Well, maybe not always but a long time now.  Sometimes I forget because honestly I don’t think of her very often but when I do it’s a reminder that yes, she is very pretty and talented, and she has staying power because… she’s about my age and I first noticed she was hot in Beautiful Girls when we were both teenagers.  So that is my rambling way of saying that today I want to fuck Natalie Portman.

I just caught up on Mad Men.  Christina Hendricks didn’t get a lot of airtime (she didn’t last week either) but it’s always so impressive just what she does with the time she gets, she is so good in that role.  I realize a lot of the focus on her drifts just below her neckline but I am actually impressed by her acting.  The confidence she seems to exude, the way she holds herself, the buttoned up sexuality… it’s all very alluring.  And yes, she is smoking hot physically.  All of this has me thinking about her.  Thinking about her a lot.  So today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.

The first time I heard of Sofia Vergara was during a conversation about Christina Hendricks.  I know, how could anyone possibly connect the two?  One’s a redhead one clearly is not.  Well, I know they both have pretty eyes but look down.  I was advised by my friends wife I really needed to look her up.  I did, she was pretty.  I forgot about her. Then I got my hands on Modern Family season 1.  I get it.  I really, really get it.  It isn’t even just the boobs.  I have nothing against the boobs, trust me, I’m a fan.  But her attitude on screen, the sexy accent, her sense of style, I like it all.  Of course, boobs are pretty nice, too.  All that said, do yourself a favor, go to youtube and search Sofia Vergara Milk Stir and you’ll absolutely understand why today I want to fuck Sofia Vergara.

Yes, yes, Scalett Johansson again.  I am aware I have a problem.  The problem being she’s not here right now. That would solve lots of problems, her showing up.  I am aware I have offered to fire up the toaster oven and make some mean pizza bagels for Kristen Bell in the past as well but this isn’t a betrayal, I have a really big heart so there’s room for both of them.  What I’m saying is I’m willing to share.  Anyway, back to Scarlett, when I first saw her it was in Ghost World and I didn’t even notice the boobs.  I was enamored with her face, which is very pretty and interesting looking and she has just the best lips.  So nice.  Eight Legged Freaks just kept me going with this line of thinking, she had a great little pout going.  Very kissable lips.  Eventually it dawned on me there is a lot more going on everywhere else but today I am thinking about the lips and they are why today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

Oh Kristen Bell… one day I’ll have your babies.  Is that a creepy start?  Probably.  Oh well.  I think I might have maybe mentioned to one or two people before just how much I love Kristen Bell.  Now I am  mentioning it again.  She is the best, you can debate it but I don’t know why you wold want to be so wrong.  She’s the best and I deserve the best so today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

I first saw Diora Baird in Wedding Crashers I guess but I didn’t really notice.  It was in the horrible Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake sequel that I noticed her.  She was very cute and chipper and pretty and to be honest she had fantastic breasts.  I quite enjoyed Stan Helsing and again her breasts.  Night of the Demons was disappointing but she had great breasts.  She just popped up nude in a photoshoot and has great breasts so today I want to fuck Diora Baird.

You know what?  Fuck it, I want Scarlett Johansson all over again.  I just saw the Avengers, I loved it and good god, she is so hot it hurts.  I try not to repeat myself too much and never have done the same person two days in a row but… well now I have.  I can’t help it, I just spent two and half hours with her and I want more.  Just give me half that time alone and I’d die happy.  To be frank, today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.