The first time I heard of Sofia Vergara was during a conversation about Christina Hendricks.  I know, how could anyone possibly connect the two?  One’s a redhead one clearly is not.  Well, I know they both have pretty eyes but look down.  I was advised by my friends wife I really needed to look her up.  I did, she was pretty.  I forgot about her. Then I got my hands on Modern Family season 1.  I get it.  I really, really get it.  It isn’t even just the boobs.  I have nothing against the boobs, trust me, I’m a fan.  But her attitude on screen, the sexy accent, her sense of style, I like it all.  Of course, boobs are pretty nice, too.  All that said, do yourself a favor, go to youtube and search Sofia Vergara Milk Stir and you’ll absolutely understand why today I want to fuck Sofia Vergara.