Here is Sofia Vergara because she was at some Gala Dinner in Italy. I thought she looked good. I liked most of her dress (it falls apart a bit for me below the knees but oh well). That’s basically it, it’s been kind of a slow week for celebrity stuff and it’s nice to just make a simple and quick post. Today I want to fuck Sofia Vergara.
So. The Golden Globes. Thank god for Meryl Streep, right? Anyway, what the world is always waiting for the day after any major event is for some creepy pervert on the internet to declare who looked best. Don’t worry guys, I’m here. I know this is late but that’s on purpose, you have to make sure you see everything. I mean, that is why I am not even considering after party looks here because there will still be pictures from after parties trickling in Wednesday. I’d have to be some sort of lunatic to take those into consideration already. Some of the major parties haven’t had any pictures surface from them yet. It was a good year though for red carpet looks. I was discussing with @wildflagsure that last year’s awards season was overall kind of a disappointment. I mean, I am not trying to trash anything but I can’t really think of a single thing that stood out and overall it was a let down. On the other hand I can still remember what Jennifer Lawerence wore when she was nominated for Winter’s Bone or what Jessica Chastain wore 3 years ago. Anyway, my point is this year is such an improvement it’s mind boggling. My short list of best outfits was 18 people long. So… there are some people getting screwed here. Anyway, I have gone back and forth on what I liked best and part of me feels like this will be a divisive pick but uh… I don’t care. I thought Sofia Vergara looked great. I mean her gown incorporated a lot of things I like, it’s shiny, it has little hints of translucent parts, it was gold, which I feel when done right really looks elegant on the red carpet. I liked the close up detail. In part I am always fascinated by the reactions the day after and how I will see the same dress on best dressed and worst dressed lists and how everyone speaks with authority. It’s amusing I guess, since as stated above, I am the authority (actually a couple of people have told me they are excited to see who I pick, which is a lot of pressure, I can’t please everyone and they have very different tastes. And this isn’t about any of their tastes). Everyone is waiting for me to declare a winner and I declare Sofia Vergara the winner of the Golden Globes. I thought she looked fantastic. Today I want to fuck Sophia Vergara.
So I was watching this weeks Modern Family cause… I was. It happens. Yo, it’s cold outside! You leave your apartment! Anyway, I was watching and Sofia Vergara just looked fantastic all episode. I mean, she generally looks very good but she just looked especially good. I don’t know why, I can’t point to a thing, she was just having a good week. Which made me think about the fact that I don’t ever post her often enough because I never think of it. Cause I only half watch Modern Family when I put it on and usually that’s before bed and the next day completely out of my brain. Anyway, she is gorgeous and so today I want to fuck Sofia Vergara.
I am not even entirely sure what days shows are on TV anymore. I have gotten so bad at watching stuff live I don’t know. I think Modern Family might have been last night. Probably. I watching it this morning while getting dressed and stuff because that is exactly the kind of thing that never would have flown in my house as a kid so of course now I love rebelling against nothing by doing what is probably not a great idea. I am posting Sofia Vergara because she is gorgeous and somehow I have rarely ever posted it. It seems strange because I think she is very attractive and have basically since the show started. I think she’s pretty, I think she’s funny but… I guess maybe I don’t have much else to say abut her because I can’t think of anything else interesting to say. Which is a shame because she is so pretty. Well, for today at least that problem is rectified, she is showing up today because today I want to fuck Sofia Vergara.
Sofia Vergara is someone who is ridiculous hot, and I think she’s ridiculously hot, but she has rarely shown up here. I don’t really have a good explanation as to why other than.. bad timing maybe? Modern Family was once great but is now… just kind of there. The result is when I am watching it sometimes I am like, “Wow, she’s hot” but by the time it’s done I am not thinking about it anymore. Or maybe there are other reasons, I really don’t know. But I saw her Vanity Fair pictures this morning and she looks amazing and so… here she is. Today I want to fuck Sofia Vergara.
Good news is I am definitely feeling better. I assume everyone is holding candle light vigils and hanging on my every health update. I still feel like garbage but it isn’t the kind of garbage I felt like a few days ago. Like I can actually watch TV shows and stuff now. Then I usually go back to bed. An hour awake is still a bit much. Too many boring details? Probably. I was watching Modern Family, which like me has seen better days and hopefully like me people just can’t quit anyway because it’s pleasant enough that you’re fine with it keeping you company now and then. I realized I have only posted Sofia Vergara once. That seems too few times. She is pretty. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Sofia Vergara.
I cannot explain why Sofia Vergara doesn’t appear here more often. I find her very attractive. I mean, I don’t think it should even take a lot of explanation as to why I find her attractive. I do still watch Modern Family. I think maybe it’s a sitcom thing… even when sitcoms sexualize someone people tend to be so cartoonish to feel like real people? Or maybe there is just something wrong with my brain? I don’t know, she’s hot, I like her, today I want to fuck Sofia Vergara.
The first time I heard of Sofia Vergara was during a conversation about Christina Hendricks. I know, how could anyone possibly connect the two? One’s a redhead one clearly is not. Well, I know they both have pretty eyes but look down. I was advised by my friends wife I really needed to look her up. I did, she was pretty. I forgot about her. Then I got my hands on Modern Family season 1. I get it. I really, really get it. It isn’t even just the boobs. I have nothing against the boobs, trust me, I’m a fan. But her attitude on screen, the sexy accent, her sense of style, I like it all. Of course, boobs are pretty nice, too. All that said, do yourself a favor, go to youtube and search Sofia Vergara Milk Stir and you’ll absolutely understand why today I want to fuck Sofia Vergara.
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